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CRACK IS WACK

@Steggstube. Lip-synced my ass... For one thing, the National Anthem is never lip-synced, it's the equivalent of flag-burning. Secondly, this is considered one of Whitney's best performances... if it was lip-synced, it would be common knowledge by now. This was a live performance.

Like others have said, THIS is what perfection sounds like. No one will ever, ever sing the National Anthem better than this. What a true talent, and what a sad loss.

Fuck all you people hating on Iowa. The facts are that we are consistently ranked in the top five most educated states, and Iowa is far more urban than people think. We're not a bunch of hick farmers. Iowa is a progressive northern state, we're not a bunch of hillbillies.

Damn, he looks like a college guy in this clip

I totally thought this was real until the music started playing. I feel ashamed for my gullible-ness

I won't ever watch a "gross-out" video after seeing this. I made an exception for 1 guy 1 cup (AKA 1 guy 1 jar) and that was a huge mistake. There is nothing to gain by watching a gross-out video, you can only lose. Once you see it, you cannot ever UNSEE it.

I've always felt that "2 girls 1 cup" is fake, but that one line in this clip is the best evidence yet... "They've just eaten shit yet they have to gag themselves to vomit."

Use your brain people, it would cost 10 times more money to pay girls to eat actual shit than to just cram chocolate/peanu...

Yay, the pharmacist won! This is odd, considering that Larry used to write for Seinfeld. I recently saw a stand-up performance where Seinfeld said, concerning pharmacists, "All you do is take pills from a big bottle and put them into a little bottle! That's your WHOLE JOB!" He didn't get many...

Pure gold. I love it when people say that they are going to take their script to another pharmacy, with the patient not knowing that the other pharmacy is going to say the EXACT same things that I said. I would pay $1000 to see the reactions on their faces when they go to pharmacy number 2 and ...

The last 40 seconds of this video are pure gold. Sums up dealing with the public in a retail environment perfectly.

We had a patient come in to get her Vicodin filled early, saying she needed it cuz she was having "brain surgery" the next day to remove a tumor. We were insanely busy and just didn't feel like dealing with her, so we filled it. The next day she comes in to get her Xanax. We asked her "weren't...

Why are atheists always so angry and hateful? Why not just relax and try to enjoy your life? Seriously, every atheist I know is super negative and filled with hate. I should know, I used to be a hardcore atheist (I'm agnostic now, and there is a BIG difference between the two, no matter what a...

I'm a dude, and I posted this on Facebook. A couple of my guy friends said they were in the process of writing snide comments to me for posting a George MIchael performance from Oprah, but they said the performance was just too good for them to post their comments :)

Unbelievable, one of the best DJs alive. Can anyone tell me what country this is? I'm going to Europe next year and want to experince this type of event. The American techno scene is on life-support right now unfortunately

This was pretty much the first live rapper ive seen, and I was blown away. He really knows how to work a crowd