Given that you have already begun the magical journey of reading this description I feel that it is my duty to decribe myself for you. I am like the winshield wipers on the bus, I go *swish* *swish* *swish*, thus that makes me much like a puddle of melting snow that goes *squish* *squish* *squish*. My mind travels like the speed of a paddle boat with NOS attached, and that means that my mind moves real real fast. I like to cuddle with warm things as long as they are not blistering. My feet are large much like my tounge and Ive been spanked on the hand with a ruler by a nun. I like long walks in my mind because I have a car and dont need to walk. I dont define myself by a single word found in the dictionary because 1 word cannot truly describe me. I do not wish to be an Oscar Myer wiener because vegans and vegetarians would not eat me. If you eat toast I wanted to let you know my favorite jam is blackberry. Arent you glad you wasted you time reading this?