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Seriously, if you have to destroy a typewriter to make a computer out of it, don't use a Remington 7!

Seriously, it's "I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck," not "I was a lonely teenage rockin' boat!"

@kandstrom I take that back. Somehow, this has a slur at 1:28. Yes, you found another true 8-bit video. Congratulations.

This map is "Champs." I can occasionally get into a lobby here with eight people, but it's impossible to get into a lobby even remotely close to full in any of the DLC maps. What a shame. The most I've had in a DLC map this year was four.

"We're on a mission to get coffee and donuts. Problem is, the Germans drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts. So now we gotta go and kick their asses!" -Pvt. Dixon

"We're on a mission to get coffee and donuts. Problem is, the Germans drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts. So now we gotta go and kick their asses!" -Pvt. Dixon.

1:55 Ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the playing of YouTube's National Anthem.

Did anyone else notice the face on the moon at 0:45?

RHETT. YOU HAVE BEEN CONVICTED OF SMASHING AN NES. MARIO WILL COME FOR YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.

If you have any kind of sheet music for this, PLEASE send it to me!

I am an American. (わたしはアメリカじんです。)

Koopas...

Waiting...

Up and down the boulevard,

Their shells go...

Flying in the night...

Green Pipes... Goombas...

Livin' just to be deflated,

Hiding...

Somewhere in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!

Koopas...

Waiting...

Up and down the boulevard,

Their shells go...

Flying in the night...

Green Pipes... Goombas...

Livin' just to be deflated,

Hiding...

Somewhere in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!

@funkyfreak2396 I'm 14 and I DO remember this from my very early childhood (like when I was 4 or 5). 0:08-0:16 is the part I remember best.

@PowerMetalEuphonist I'm an American and I think this song is funny and not grounds for war...

Koopas...

Waiting...

Up and down the boulevard,

Their shells go...

Flying in the NIIIIIIGHT!

Green pipes...

Goombas...

Livin' just to be deflated,

Walking somewhere in the NIIIIIIGHT!

Greetings from the United States! Our money was recently redesigned, but it's still paper. I think we should switch to plastic.

@JPMorganSuckBalls I'm just about fed up with this "END THE FED" bullshit. You conservatives make me sick. Spew your bile on Fox News instead, why don't you?

Koopas...

Waiting...

Up and down the boulevard,

Their shells go...

Flying in the NIIIIIIGHT!

Green pipes...

Goombas...

Livin' just to be deflated,

Walking somewhere in the NIIIIIIGHT!

Koopas...

Waiting...

Up and down the boulevard,

Their shells go...

Flying in the NIIIIIIGHT!

@carmanino No, I think that was just a mistake by Treyarch. Area 51 was intended to be on Earth.

Can someone PLEASE tell me the lyrics for that new verse?!

This is the song I listen to whenever I'm depressed.

What's the music?

Eargasm.

@mauiboynokaoi Oh. I'm an idiot.

I DON'T CARE WHO, SOMEONE PLAY THIS ON HARPSICHORD AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!!!

Guys, when the tank gets shot, it's a freaking fake fish.

@bigdani09 Family pack?

@whatevers31 NOOOOOOOOOO!!! This does NOT sound like 21 Guns!!! 21 Guns sounds like this!!! Pokemon Diamond/Pearl came out in 2007 BEFORE 21st Century Breakdown (2009), Green Day's album containing 21 Guns. Therefore, 21 Guns is a ripoff of this, not the other way around.

I memorized this so I could ace my 8th grade states/capitals test. When my teacher was going over the states an capitals on the board, he said "Us" when he pointed to Indiana, because I live in Indianapolis. There were a few kids who wrote "Us" on the test... and this is an honors class...

Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Testa.

This melody sounds a bit like the theme from Pirates of the Caribbean.

@Samlaptop950 Yes, I used to play A Bug's Life Action Game on my mom's Windows 98 Toshiba Satellite laptop.