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Today, I was at a local coffee shop working on a paper. While taking a short break, I was eavesdropping on the table of three older women near me, when the oldest woman (around 65 years old) says, "When I die, I just want my husband to put me in a black plastic trash bag and drag me out to the curb on trash day." I'm not sure how this came up in conversation, but I want her to be my friend. MLIA.
Today, I realized that when driving long distances I like to pretend the button on my emergency brake shoots out lasers and I can blow up other cars. MLIA
Today I went to Burger King for lunch, and saw the 'PULL' sign on the door. I decided not to and was about to push when I noticed a little note at the bottom saying 'Go ahead and push. But this door is pretty stubborn'. I am amazed at the wit of Burger King. MLIA
Today, I spilled coffee on my bed. When my mum saw the stain and asked me about it, I looked her dead in the eye and said very seriously, "I'm on my period." She nodded acceptingly and said she understood. I'm a 14 year old male. MLIA
The other day, I was trying to type a frowny face into my phone. When I put the frown, my phone put in "oreo?". Why yes, that would make me feel better. Thanks phone. MLIA
Today, I was reading through headlines online when I was drawn to one that said "MILEY CYRUS TOUR BUS HORROR CRASH LEAVES 1 DEAD!" I quickly clicked on it. It was one line long that said "Don't get excited, she wasn't on board. I know, I'm pissed too." I have to meet whoever wrote this. MLIA.
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