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Doesn't look like a son of Woody Allen. He speaks like a schoolmarm; polite, educated, proper while not saying anything contentious or memorable. He'd make a good TV reporter.

damn the guy in white has the best two-handed forehand I've ever seen. And he's got a pretty solid game; he moves so well.

funny thing about women's tennis is that people actually watch it. If the level is such that a male pro ranked 500 could be the greatest ever if he were to start playing in the women's circuit, why watch pro tennis at all? You could find just as much excitement from watching college tournaments, ...

"Prepare Before the Ball Bounces." Thanks for the words of wisdom!

British bad teeth

@TheRodco What a brilliant interpretation! Radiohead must have found a washed up, useless Michael Jackson dying alone ten odd years later a great theme for a rock song. Who else would have even guessed that he would actually die (and not live an eternity)! And that ingenious white-face make up t...

@conziborg2 Bullsh*t. That would be like throwing out a good loaf of bread bc a drop of water fell on it. There's a great deal of benefit that overrides that small inconvenience. The real reason is that he was too conscious of the convention. He didn't want to be called "that Spanish guy with two...

This guy may be odious as a person but he sure can cook. Amazing!

Everyone should get growth hormone shots. They would be signing million dollar contracts with NBA teams. Or would they?

@addy72222 Yes but those "specialists" are not nearly as good as today's top ten which most tennis pundits consider the strongest in many many years. And you are not making a strong case against Djokovic either. The record is 4-1 in Djok's favor since 2011. And you are not even touching upon the ...

This was a surprise. I thought his mom would be a redneck 200-pounder with a face like a shrunken scrotum.

The nose dive phase of Fed's career has begun. He will be out of the top five at the end of this year. His fitness is no where near nadal, djok or murray, and it's not getting any better. He can't rally from the baseline because of his weak backhand. He chooses to play aggressive and end points q...

the new God of tennis, all hail.

Don't freak. This is just a small, biased sample of of dumb blonde milfs who probably are worse at cooking than James May. They probably didn't even remember which dish they liked better when they had to point at one.

stop ruining the interview with your ignorant comments, you little bimbo. No one gives a damn what you think about solar rays ruining coherence.

Stylistically, this is a breed between socialist realism, Chinese folk music, and Super Mario.

This was probably their swan song shortly before their execution by a firing squad.

Nadal may be the one of the greatest of all time but he is also the victim of his time. Earlier in his career, he couldn't win the number one spot bc of Federer. It seems now that he may never win another major bc of Djok. How lucky Federer was in comparison, to have his peak years when the men's...

men beat women even at Guitar Hero.

What a way to celebrate at the end. Hope to see more of that in women's as well.

I don't know why people would pay good amounts of money to watch amateur-level matches. Maybe the short skirts? But you'd get a better bang for your buck elsewhere if that's the reason...

What a fake-ass, stupid, inane conversation. "Rawlston, I'd like to slurp soba noodles out of your ass." "Good Idea! Ho ho ho!"

And I thought Novak Djokovic's grunting was annoying. These guys are heavier on the sound effect than Japanese rape porn. damn...

Wozniacki screamed bc she felt Azarenka was hogging the crowd's attention. You don't wanna be left out on anything.

what does the German dude say first? I understood "eat my shit"

I understood one word: "ml"

stupid...

@Nolonar So, get your half-baked brain and your ignorant juvenile argument out of Youtube. Get another handjob if you have time to write. Writing isn't for people like you. Well, you know it, or will learn it one way or another, anyway.

Did Jacques call the woman "Titty?"

How is it possible that one of the twins is a lefty and the other a righty? It's all genes, isn't it?

a robot designed by Salvador Dali.

@WiiFolderJosh You can estimate with your eyes that that machine is probably about 100% better in terms of graphics than PS3. I admit I know nothing about the next gen Xbox or PS but assuming (quite plausibly) that a similar degree of imporvement will come as with the current gen, the next gen ma...

the guy looks like Klaus Kinsky, except the eyes. Hahaha...

World's dumbest marketing? Is this an ad for lawn mowers that need foam to operate?

that barbeque looks like a poor imitation of char siu.

beautiful and weird serve. He drags his foot and doesn't kick up.

the human body is such a magical instrument for disgusting sick comedy.