Jumpy is HERE!

Funy conversation with me and my friend
Me:Im awesome
Friend:....Screw you!
Me: Yeah, well go screw yourself
Friend: =`(
Me: Yeah. I went there.
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1.When you are sad, ill help you get drunk and plot revenge on that sorry basterd that made you sad.

2.When you are blue, ill try to help dislodge whats inside of you.

3.When you smile, I know you are plotting something I must be a part of.

4.When you are scared, I will rag on you every chance i get

5. When you are worried, Ill tell you horrible storries untill you stop bitching

6.When you are confused, ill use little words.

7.When you are sick, stay the fuck away from me until youre well

8.When you fall, I will point and laugh at youre clumsy ass.

I'm harsh, arent I?

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