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Cosmo Jarvis - Lonely Stroll juloph 35 views Lonely Stroll by Cosmo Jarvis from his 2009 album Sonofabitch
Cosmo Jarvis - Spinning Around juloph 69 views Cosmo Jarvis covering Kylie Minogue's Spinning Around
South Park - Gingers DO have souls! (CopperCab parody) juloph 880 views Not mine, obviously. Matt and Trey own this, having made a parody of Coppercab's schmaltzy video about the woes of being Ginger. Oy Vas Mir indeed... Matt and Trey made th...
Cosmo Jarvis - The Royal Fuckup juloph 642 views The Royal Fuckup from Cosmo Jarvis's album Humasyouhitch/Sonofabitch 2009
Cosmo Jarvis - Sunshine & Dandelions juloph 329 views Sunshine & Dandelions from Cosmo Jarvis's album Humasyouhitch/Sonofabitch 2009
Cosmo Jarvis - Sort Yourself Out juloph 368 views Sort Yourself Out from Cosmo Jarvis's album Humasyouhitch/Sonofabitch 2009
Cosmo Jarvis - Problems juloph 162 views Problems from Cosmo Jarvis's album Humasyouhitch/Sonofabitch 2009
Cosmo Jarvis - Wild Humans juloph 548 views Wild Humans from Cosmo Jarvis's album Humasyouhitch/Sonofabitch 2009
Cosmo Jarvis - Mummy's Been Drinking juloph 699 views Mummy's Been Drinking by Cosmo Jarvis from his album Humasyouhitch/Sonofabitch 2009
Cosmo Jarvis - Kate Was 'Ere juloph 470 views Kate Was 'Ere by Cosmo Jarvis from his album Humasyouhitch 2009

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juloph

Latest Activity

Mar 2, 2012

Date Joined

Apr 2, 2007

About this user

So. Cosmo Jarvis is the new shizz! I'm planning to upload ALL his songs, and I mean all (yes, even those unreleased ones) I have my ways...
I'm NOT going to be making Lyric videos (I made one, it took forever!)
Unless you request one of his songs to be a lyric video... But remember, I'll probably have to type up the lyrics myself. Most of them aren't available online :(

~Victoire

Im sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, its September, and Im skipping this town
Hey Its no mystery, theres nothing here for me now

I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
where everybody knows I'm cool.

Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
Its all that I love, and it's all that I need.
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back--

God has smiled upon you this day.
The fate of a nation in your hands.
And blessed be the children who
fight with all our bravery
'til only the righteous stand.

You see the distant flames,
they bellow in the night.
You fight in all our names
for what we know is right.
And when you all get shot
and cannot carry on,
though you die,
La Resistance lives on.

You may get stabbed in the head
with a dagger or sword.
You may be burned to death
or skinned alive or worse.
But when they torture you,
you will not feel you need to run,
For though you die, La Resistance lives on.

BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA!
Because the country's gone awry,
tomorrow night these freaks will fry!

TOMORROW NIGHT..
OUR LIVES WILL CHANGE.
TOMORROW NIGHT..
WE'LL BE ENTERTAINED.
AN EXECUTION!
WHAT A SIGHT.. TOMORROW NIGHT!

Up there, there is so much room.
Where babies burp and flowers bloom.
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
and so I will be going soon!

SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, UNCLE FUCKA!
YOU'RE A BONER BITING BASTARD, UNCLE FUCKA!
Looks like we may be out of luck!
Tomorrow night we're pretty fucked!

Why did our mothers start this war?
What the fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?

I want to live up there...

When Canada is dead and gone,
there'll be no more Celene Dion!

They may cut your dick in half
and serve it to a pig.
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
and you'll dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes. In
war, you're shat upon!
Though you die..

I want to be... up thereeeee...

...La Resistance... LIVES ON...

TOMORROW NIGHT!
BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA

Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big..
cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like..
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their..
meeting in the office a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his..
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a..
contaminated water can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your..
dictate what im saying 'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck
p.s. im 16