The Bastard Gamer
Director
judekhanzo
Style: Variety
Joined: March 21, 2007
Last Sign In: 20 hours ago
Videos Watched: 3,852
Subscribers: 105
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I'm a badassed motherfucker who hates shitty games and loves to rant on the good ones. I like to drink and get drunk while I do the rants.
Name: Joel
Age: 23
I'm a badassed bastard, a fanboy maimer, who enjoys fighting games, ol' school RPGs, and games that don't suck
Country: United States
Occupation: College Student
Schools: ITT Tech
Companies: Non
Interests and Hobbies: Beer, food, video games, and lesbians
Movies and Shows: Chronicles of Riddick, MST3K, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Family Guy
Music: Symphony X
Books: Homer's Oddysee
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My Recent Comments
Finding A Wii pt1 (6 hours ago)
Okay, it wasn't at Petco, it was Bed Bath and Beyond.
Dude, if he has money to blow and he wants to have fun destroying a game then let him. It certanly was more fun watching GTA4 get ground to a fine powder than actually playing it.
Buncha Cheez 2 (2 days ago)
Oh man, at least your appliances talk about enjoyable things. I always eavesdrop on them to hear their plans to try and kill me.
Finding A Wii pt1 (4 days ago)
I found a dreamcast at a Petco once... or rather, I found a Dreamcast in the trunk of some lady's car that was parked in Petco. There was a Wii too but the dude caught me so I had to kill him.
The paused screenshot pages were lawlworthy.
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Channel Comments (18)
jordanhass (5 days ago)
I love the second season so far!
weareroger (2 weeks ago)
Joel is still a better host than Mike.
GamecubeIsGreat (2 weeks ago)
Review TMNT3 for NES
CutMan567 (2 weeks ago)
Oddworld: Abe's Exxoudus for the PS1. It is AWESOME. If you can't find that, than review Captain Planet for the NES. It's as bad as Action 52 :(

-Broom/Cutz
judekhanzo (1 month ago)
Yes
jordanhass (1 month ago)
Joel, allow me to sing you a song...

"No" is "no",
"No" is always "no",
If they say "no"
It means "a thousand times no."

"No" plus "no"
Equals "no".
All no's lead to
"No no no."

Finger pointing, eyebrows low.
Mouth in the shape of the letter O.

Pardon me. - No!
Excuse me. - No!
May I stay? Can I go? - No, no, no!

Do this. - No!
Don't do that. - No!
Sit, stay, Roll over - No, no, no!

Finger pointing, eyebrows low.
Mouth in the shape of the letter O.
Red means "stop, do not go."
No, no, no!
doomsandwichx (1 month ago)
Also, I want to make sweet man-love to your plump buttocks, Joel.
doomsandwichx (1 month ago)
I liked Primal Rage... I personally thought that if it had as many faggy littloe sequils as Mortal Kombat it would have been better.
JustKeepThatInMind (1 month ago)
We need to talk on skype again!
AwesomeHedgehog (2 months ago)
I love your videos! Keep 'em up, Bastard!