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Orgasm wasn't real

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Cheesy acting, pretty good special effects... sorry no Oscar here.

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Hey, Frank Zappa called... he wants his shirt back. Also,if you are a teen then I'm in my 30's... NOT.

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I want to be the guy hosing them off.

Well then, you'd better pack a lunch and bring lots of your friends.

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She's a "One Hit Wonder" with "Two of Hearts" as her only top 10 hit.

I could watch her dance all night. Yummy legs!

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I saw a flash just prior to the nose of the plane making contact with the building at :13 in the video like an explosion.

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So, why repeat "obviously it was sucked out from the building by the force of the explosion, or the aftermath, I don't know." over and over again for 3:09? I think we got it after the third time.

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With ALL the video surveillance cameras mounted at every conceivable angel and covering every square foot of the Pentagon, why is there not a clear shot of the "plane" hitting the Pentagon??? Hmmm???

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So what this "simulation" is telling me is, I can take a beer can and throw it at 600 mph into a concrete wall and penetrate it. Also, that "simulation" didn't show any desks, filing cabinets, computers, furniture, or people.

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That was well put. I'd like to see this all brought to light. Once and for all let us know what's REALLY going on.

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You must've bumped your head somewhere to think this is humorous.

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Wow, you really went all out to make your point. I've got to hand it to you, you make a good point. The doubters will say, "If you give 10,000 monkeys 10,000 typewriters enough time, they'll type out a sentence."

Very convincing!

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Well done. I just love this song which I believe is instrumental in the way I believe that Love is the answer. I Love YOU ALL.

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@Lakrasocial15 Why would you say such a harsh comment like that? I have NO tolerance for "child molesters" at all. I've done time in the penitentiary and child molesters were the lowest for of life there. They were all locked up separately to keep from getting shanked by general population i...

I just love Kelli Dayton's (Ali's) voice.

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I had this CD playing on my stereo 24/7 for 6 months solid when it first came out. Kelli Ali has a voice to die for.

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Very nice lip sync. I could look into your eyes forever.

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You vocals were just a bit off key. Also make if flow a little smoother.

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First of all Kelli Ali's (Dalton) voice is to die for. She has a unique "flavor" to her vocal power. Your cover was a good effort.

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Sounds like you put your own version to this song. Some missed chords and a difference cadence to the vocals. You do have a good voice. Let it resonate from deep within and let it rip.

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Best cover yet. Girl you've got great vocals and pure tone quality. The guitar player was excellent also. I see a future for you two.

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You are coloring the background as well. You need to mask out the background first.

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What a shameless endorsement of "Final Cut Pro".

Me thinks you got paid for that from Apple.

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He kept saying, "I don't feel safe with you standing behind me." when he was facing her shining his flashlight into her camera lens. The cop is a punk.

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OK, Phil... are you running out of material?

From a layman's point of view, that was dull and uninteresting.

Were you hungover?

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Phil, your opening footage uses the MF word multiple times. You need not stoop to that level to get an audience (unless you are attempting to gain a "gangster" audience.

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Nice legs!

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This is an anti Viet Nam war song that was their way to protest and get the word out.

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Wow... no jump cuts in this video. It was as if you were a different person. You sort of remind me of Max Headroom.

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It's sad that our "civilized" society lowers itself to keep killing people for peace. There just has to be a better way.

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Wow Phil D, you really have a gift of gab. Even though you ramble on you are entertaining. Hope you keep this up. Your use of "jump cuts" is somewhat disturbing and alluring at the same time.

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