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Name:
Jordan
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22
Joined:
Dec 23, 2009
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Yeah i bet you all thought i was gone for good didnt you!
well this is me jrbrooks! the REAL jrbrooks5000!! get used to it bitches!!!




I am pretty much,done with fueds and videos now seeing as i fucking ownd you all.




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About Me:
 
i am jr brooks i'm 20, a shop assistant, ex Radio DJ full time drunkard and part time rock n roller hope you enjoy the vids and future ones to come, =)

bring on the smack crack an pot!!

top 10 favourite wrestlers of all time
1.John Cena
2.Drew Mcintyre
3."Nature Boy" Prick Flair
4.Owen Hart (R.I.P)
5."The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith (R.I.P)
6.Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
7."The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
8."Mr.Perfect" Curt Hennig (R.I.P)
9.Sting
10.Diamond Dallas Page

Top 10 favourite tag teams of all time
1.The Hart Foundation (bret hart and jim neidheart)
2.The British Bulldogs (davey boy smith and the dynamite kid) (R.I.P Davey Boy)
3.The Rockers (shawn michaels and marty jannetty)
4.Legion Of Doom (road warrior hawk and road warrior animal) (R.I.P Hawk)
5.The Demolition (axe and smash)
6.Strike Force (tito santana and rick martel)
7.The Killer Bee's (jim brunzell and b.brian blair)
8.The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers (jaques and raymond)
9.The Hardy Boyz (matt and jeff hardy)
10.The New Age Outlaws (road dogg and billy gunn)

Top 10 Favourite Finishing Moves Ever
1.Superfly Splash-"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka
2.The Razors Edge/The Outsiders Edge-Razor Ramon/Scott Hall
3.Starship Pain-John Morrison
4.The Sharpshooter-Bret "The Hitman" Hart and Owen Hart
5.Sweet Chin Music-"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
6.Spear-Edge and Goldberg
7.The GTS-CM Punk
8.RKO-Randy Orton
9.Pedigree-Triple H
10.Reverse Cowgirl-Your Mum
11. Brooks Deluxe- the great Jordan Brooks

The Top 3 Football Teams I Support
1.Newcastle United
2.Barcelona FC
3.Huddersfield Town FC

Top 10 favourite football/soccer players
1.Alan Shearer
2.Ronaldinho
3.Paul "Gazza" Gascgoine
4.Obafemi Martins
5.Michael Owen
6.Thierry Henry
7.Lionel Messi
8.Samuel Et'o
9.Eidur Gudjohnsen
10.Mark Vaseline

Top 10 favourite boxers ever
1.Muhammad Ali
2.Lennox Lewis
3."Iron" Mike Tyson
4.Joe Calzaghe
5."Sugar" Ray Lenoard
6."Smokin" Joe Frazier
7. "Pacman" Manny Paqiaou
8.Nigel Benn
9.Micky Ward
10.Amir Khan

Top 10 favourite wrestlers of today
1.CM Punk-Smack Down
2.Kofi Kingston-Raw
3.John Morrison-Smack Down
4.Randy Orton-Raw
5.MVP-Raw
6.Shelton Benjamin-ECW
7.Vladimir Kozlov-ECW
8.Sheamous-Raw
9.Evan Bourne-Raw
10.Jack Swagger-Raw

Top 4 WWE Divas
1.Natalya Neidheart (mmm :P)
2.Maryse
3.Beth Phoenix
4.Maria
5.your mum
Hometown:
Halifax
Country:
United Kingdom
Occupation:
shop assistant
Companies:
B & M Bargains
Interests:
drugs,wrestling, football, boxing, cricket, films, music, newcastle united, getting wasted,jacking off, clubbing,Sex, gigs and my amazing internet girlfriend. I also like wearing John Lennon glasses and acting hard while listening to Oasis in front of my bedroom mirror, making fun of americunts for the gay shitty plastic corvette loving cock sucking delusional inbred stupid cunts that they are
Movies:
Films: Donkey Punch, Fight Club, The Rocky Films, The Godfather Trilogy, Die Hard Films, Rambo Films, James Bond Films, Top Gun, Alfie (origingal), The Italian Job (original), Get Carter (origninal), Pirates Of The Carribbean Trilogy, Armageddon, Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, The Karate Kid Trilogy, The Lion King, Mortal Kombat 1 & 2, Leon, Superman, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman Begins, Batman: The Dark Knight, It's a Wonderful Life, Rain Man, Masters Of The Universe, Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer, Spider Man, Spider Man 2, Spider Man 3, Fistfull Of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Dirty Harry, Dirty Harry: Sudden Impact, IT. Scarface, The Goodfellas, The Untouchables, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, The Reservoir Dogs, 24 Hour Party People, Adams Family Values, Wak The Line, Great Balls Of Fire, Phone Booth, Star Wars Films (excluding Phantom Menace), Wyatt Earp, Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal, Daredevil, Welcome To The Jungle, Walking Tall, The Scorpion King, X Men Trilogy, Green Street, Football Factory, The Business, The All Together Now, Straight Heads, The Krays, Big, The Green Mile, Road To Perdition, Forrest Gump, Turner and Hooch, Borat. Anchor Man: Legend Of Ron Burgandy, Confessions of a window cleaner, Falling Down Shows: Doctor Who (original 1963-1989 do like a bit of new series though), Robin Hood (BBC series 2006-2009), Top Gear, Starsky and Hutch, Red Dwarf, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Fast Show, The Office, Only Fools and Horses, Father Ted, WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown
Music:
Johnny Cash, Oasis, The Smiths, Stone Roses, Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Aerosmith, The Beatles, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Happy Mondays, The Charlatans, Blur, James, The Verve, Pulp, Prodigy, AC/DC, Guns N Roses, Led Zeppelin, The Beach Boys, Carl Perkins, David Bowie, The Doors, Joy Division/New Order, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Ramones, Billy Idol, Chuck Berry, Little Richard(nickname for my penis), Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Buddy Holly, Roy Orbison, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, The Jam, Paul Weller, Morrissey, The Police, Sting, Bonjovi, Nirvana, Metallica, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Iggy Pop, Meat Loaf, Enigma, Prince, Bryan Adams, The Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Cock, Shitknot, Eric Clapton, Tom Jones, Rod Stewart, R.E.M, Billy Joel, Ozzy Osborne, Alice Cooper, Slayer, Sepultura, Buckcherry, Amusement Parks On Fire, Megadeth, Pantera, Motorhead, Hawkwind, Muse, Iron Maiden, Deep Purple, Thin Lizzy, ZZ Top, KISS, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Stranglers, T.Rex, Steppenwolf, James Brown, Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin, Lionel Richie, The Commodores, Marvin Gay, Jackie Wilson, Sam Cooke, The Temptations, The Drifters, The Four Tops, The Jackson 5, Teddy Pendergrass, Barry White, Luther Vandross, Diana Ross, John Denver, Kenny Rogers, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, Conway Twitty, Dolly Parton, Garth Brooks, Tim McGraw, Hank Williams, Charlie snorter, Public Enemy, NWA, Dire Straits, Otis Redding, Al WIlson, Santana, The White Stripes, Dead Weather, Queens Of The Stoneage, Elton John
Books:
the hobbit, to be the man: ric flairs biography, steven gerrards biography, it's good to be the king sometimes: jerry lawler's biography and the oxford book of contemprary verse 1945-1980.
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9/11 WAS THE FUNNIEST DAY EVER HERE IS 10 REASONS WHY IT IS FUNNY!!!
 
 
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We find out one of my hommie is using American car,so we decided to burn it and call 911 to clean the shit.Products made in USA are extremely forbi...   more
 
 
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Channel Comments
garrettizbeast (1 month ago)
lmao
v1htori (2 months ago)
haha ya i see, what a prick
v1htori (2 months ago)
looks like we're on the same boat about american cars:D:D
RandomSpevv (4 months ago)
I wanna fuck the FUCK out of my mother in law. Is that wrong?
smellyskunksence (7 months ago)
Great insult
smellyskunksence (7 months ago)
What pit did you crawl out of
TrekHero (8 months ago)
Long time no see
jrbrooks5000 (10 months ago)
Queer desperate for attention
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