So that's the real reason the Soviet Union capitulated. It was less "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall", it was more, "Tear down this wall, because we have the alien weapons from the extra-terrestrial craft that crashed in Roswell."
Hmm, now that I think of it, Reagan's ranch was in Santa Barba...
The interesting thing is, they don't deny that the earth is warming, they just claim that its part of a "cycle".
The problem is that during some of these "cycles", the temperatures have been too high or low for mankind to exist, and last longer than humankind have walked the earth.
The original flash mob.