Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Dashin
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
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Connie Talbot singing Ben
Official Connie Talbot videos also on this channel.
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Connie Talbot singing Ben and winning her Britains Got Talent semi final
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnUOJonRcCw
* THE FEEL-GOOD FACTOR! *
The JOurneY of Connie Talbot.
Somewhere Over The Rainbow
Here because it's uplifting and inspiring and full of feel-good and WOW!
Heart and Smiles :-)
& Aaaahhh...
It raises your vibration.
Dreams Really Do Come True
Many messages here from a 6 year old.
Including, when you go onto Life's stage, what you've got to remember, is to smile.
Show Life your best smile.
The Optimists Creed (Christian D Larson, and now, The Secret):
"To wear a cheerful expression at all times and give a smile to every living creature you meet."
:-)
Kahlil Gibran:
"Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children."
Light-Hearted and Lovely!
Enjoy and allow your troubles to melt like lemon drops :-)
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Britains Got Talent is an amateur-talent contest, presented by Ant and Dec.
The talent show's panelists / judges are Simon Cowell (American Idol, The X Factor, BMG Records), Piers Morgan (ex-tabloid newspaper editor, Daily Mirror, and one of the best known faces in British media), and Amanda Holden (actress).
Episode 3 of 9
"Over The Rainbow"
from The Wizard Of Oz movie (Judy Garland)
music by Harold Arlen
lyrics by E.Y. Harburg
and sung, beautifully, by a 6 year old, Connie Talbot
Child singing sensation Connie Talbot is already a favorite to win Britain's Got Talent.
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Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly.
Birds fly over the rainbow.
Why then, oh why can't I?
If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I?
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The other voice on the video, singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow, is Eva Cassidy.
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Britain's Got Talent is a British television show.
It's a search for Britain's best amateur talent act and features dancers, singers, comedians, musicians, impersonators, ventriloquists, contortionists, magic acts, and much more!
Open to all ages.
The winner will perform before the Queen at the Royal Variety Show on December 3rd.
It is aired on ITV1 (main show) and ITV2 (spin off, Britain's Got More Talent).
This talent show began in the UK on June 9th, 2007.
Broadcast daily.
The live final is on June 17th, 2007.
The series follows the formula of hit US talent show, America's Got Talent.
Both are the creation of The X Factor and American Idol judge, Simon Cowell.
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Watching every day, I liked:
Paul Potts (Nessun Dorma and Time To Say Goodbye)
Damon Scott and Bubbles, the monkey puppet
The Bar Wizards
Tony Laf (I Wanna Be With You / I'm good)
Crew 82
Dominic Smith (Unchained Melody and Michael Jackson song I'll Be There)
Craig (baton twirling)
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UPDATE
Connie is in the Saturday June 16th Semi-Final.
Connie is in this line-up (not in this order):
* The Bar Wizards - Neil and Neil - professional cocktail 'flarers'
* Cheeky Bits - children's dance troupe
* Doctor Gore - horror magician
* Kombat Breakers - hip-hop dance troupe
* Mike Garbutt - comedy impressionist
* Kit Kat Dolls - drag queen girl group
* Tony Laf - singer / songwriter
* Connie Talbot
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~~~ CONNIE TALBOT'S BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT PERFORMANCE IN THE FINAL, SUNDAY JUNE 17, WILL BE POSTED HERE :-)) ~~~
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