jours1's channel

I've never said this before, but just to spice things up a bit; Treehouse of Horror XVII brought me here.

Eva Mendes sounds like Joan As Policewoman when she sings.

Fucking spoilt cunt. I've got one pair of converse that are falling apart.

Also, earning £50 quid a week that paid for one or two items? How did you pay for your rent? Your bills? Your food?

I suppose we fucking did you scrounging, mutton dressed as lamb twats.

You are what a real musician is, and what a real musician does. Takes a song, and puts their own stamp on it, making it a completely different animal and investing it with a new majesty. Think Ryan Adams with Wonderwall.

Every one of your videos is fantastic. Bravo.

He's got it spot on and that's why I want him for the film. A Deadpool movie MUST MUST MUST constantly break the fourth wall. It just wouldn't be the same without it.

Recorded with a toaster.

So much love for Karl here, it's amazing. I'm so thankful he exists. Literally has made me laugh every day for the past 5/6 years. A beautiful, genuine person.

@titch411 Joke. As in...I can't hear you. Doesn't work over text I suppose. :P

@EricKZhang You my friend, are a genius. And never has a truer word been spoken.

Should've done it as Brick.

@Jsimp0487 I was thinking that. OR, the other one would be accessory to it? And so would be guilty too?

'I thought I was gonna have to do it.' I choked laughing. Perfect timing from the Smerch.

@marksanderlin I know, right? I couldn't write something this good if someone gave me 200 years to do it.

@aidy202 I agree. Strange that we've seen nothing of her and now she's through to the live stages. Completely deserved though, this was so beautiful.

Bottom two in the first week, no doubt. But she'll be kept in. Hmmm, where have we seen that scenario before?

I like the X Factor, but I wish they'd stop giving big chances to mediocre singers and complete mental cases. Some great people have been left out because of this.

Average at best.

Should have got through. One of the best voices, and absolutely gorgeous to match. Fools.

Pretty sure Tom is wearing exactly the same jeans in the Up All Night video. I don't know why I noticed this.

Karl is such a beautiful person.

@Bamber93 Verified source for this information, or it didn't happen.

Massively surprised he didn't even make it to judges houses. He was oe of my favourites to win the whole thing!

Whatever though. Like the top comment says, he's not going to go unnoticed after this. Good luck mate!

OMG. I lykd dis gurl an she lyks me bak, bt i wnt say nefin ntil dis cmnt gtz 200000 lyks.

Fucking man up and say it. You get one life and you don't need random strangers liking some shite comment to improve it, you need to speak your heart and get involved, otherwise every note of this song is g...

@JNEssary Fucking tard.

Camel with spiders stuck to its eyes.

Ahh I forgot this existed. Genius.

@earlandbob Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?!

Some of these had to have taken bribes.

Fucking LOL.

Whoever still thinks that games are a lesser art form that films and music needs to take a look at this.

Not only does this have one of the most perfectly executed soundtracks for a trailer I think I've ever seen, it's also managed to convey and evoke more emotion for me than about 90% of the fi...

@ElAnticristoEsMujer Get a life, get a life, get a life...etc.

For everyone crying that this doesn't sound like Blink...they''ve been away for 8 years! They've clearly picked up new tastes and approach music in a different way from then. If they came back with another album that sounded exactly the same as all their others, everyone would piss and moan about...

Wayne Bridge likes this.

@TheChristChris Hah, i saw that. Costa del Sol. He must think he's fucking Del Boy.

I can't watch this too often, as i'll die laughing before the actual programme is released.

Blatantly refused to fix his ear piece so he had to hold it the entire interview, making him look like more of a fucking mong.

@madmarco245 'If i'd medicined you, i'd make a brain tumour look like a birthday present' It's a quote from the British film Withnail & I. NOT an impression of Alan Carr, as everyone seems to think it is.