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JORGEPSOUSA911
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(2 weeks ago)
Disclaimer: No, I am not a paid spokesman for The Cape Cod Potato Chip Company or any other company, for that matter. On with the show!
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Disclaimer: No, I am not a paid spokesman for The Cape Cod Potato Chip Company or any other company, for that matter. On with the show!
Minilogue:
"I have been told by a number of people...a minority of people, that I have a bit of a chip on my shoulder, if you will! Nothing could be further from the truth! I'm a nice guy. I don't have a chip on my shoulder! Oh, wait a minute. I guess I do have a chip on my shoulder, yes indeed...but now just any chip...CAPE COD POTATO CHIPS, BABY!
These remind me of the chips I use to eat in the old country! If you're going to have a chip on your shoulder, make sure it's Cape Cod potato chips, yessah! I think I'll eat the whole bag!
Chip on my shoulder, give me a break! What will people say to me next?!"
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JORGEPSOUSA911 uploaded a new video
(2 weeks ago)
Disclaimer: No, I am not a paid spokesman for The Cape Cod Potato Chip Company or any other company, for that matter. On with the show!
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Disclaimer: No, I am not a paid spokesman for The Cape Cod Potato Chip Company or any other company, for that matter. On with the show!
Minilogue:
"I have been told by a number of people...a minority of people, that I have a bit of a chip on my shoulder, if you will! Nothing could be further from the truth! I'm a nice guy. I don't have a chip on my shoulder! Oh, wait a minute. I guess I do have a chip on my shoulder, yes indeed...but now just any chip...CAPE COD POTATO CHIPS, BABY!
These remind me of the chips I use to eat in the old country! If you're going to have a chip on your shoulder, make sure it's Cape Cod potato chips, yessah! I think I'll eat the whole bag!
Chip on my shoulder, give me a break! What will people say to me next?!"
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JORGEPSOUSA911
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(1 month ago)
THIS VIDEO IS INTENDED TO BE A SATIRICAL TAKE ON A CURRENT EVENT! IN OTHER WORDS, THIS VIDEO REQUIRES THAT YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!! THE ONLY I...
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THIS VIDEO IS INTENDED TO BE A SATIRICAL TAKE ON A CURRENT EVENT! IN OTHER WORDS, THIS VIDEO REQUIRES THAT YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!! THE ONLY INTENTION OF THIS VIDEO IS TO TAMPER POLITICS WITH A LITTLE SATIRE! THAT IS ALL!
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"Hey everybody, it's Jorge P. Sousa, The Portuguese Paisain, coming straight at you with another provocative video! And today's topic is: U.S. Marines Pissing On Dead Taliban!
I knew I should have gone to the bathroom before I started this video, oa! You guys are going to have to excuse me. I'm going to have to relieve myself, if you will! There's no way I can finish this video! Don't look now! Ohh! I got to go, man...oh! Ladies and gentlemen, there's my lavatory, right there...my toilet right there! That is, right here in my own Studio B, a dead Afghan Taliban soldier! Oh, excuse me...I say, I say, I'll be right back! (Pissing on dean Taliban) Allah Akbar, you son of a bitch!!!! Oh, oh,...much better, oh! (Spitting on dead Taliban!) Arh spit! Alright, now we can proceed with the video!
Seriously speaking folks, I am a little bit upset, just a little bit upset with our U.S. Marines! I mean, after they pissed on the Taliban soldier, they didn't even wash their hands! I mean, how unsanitary can you be?! You're representing the U.S.A., for crying Jehosephad! You've got to show proper sanitation! after you go to the bathroom, whether it be on the toilet or on a dead Taliban soldier...same difference, You've got to wash your hands! I mean, we've got modern day facilities (conveniences)...gadgets, (accessories) like these wipes! I mean, it's not the same thing as running the nice warm water over your hands in the bathroom! But it's the next best thing! You've got to wash your hands, especially before you eat! And if wipes don't work for you, anti-bacterial soap! Oh, look at this! This is just as good as washing your hands in the bathroom! Look at this, oh! Oh, anti-bacterial soap, killing the germs...I can see the germs dying right here and then! Oh my, U.S. Marines, you've got to have some kind of hygiene! I mean, after you go to the bathroom, I don't care where it is, you've got to wash your hands! Ahh, the smell of clean! Proper sanitation is very important! Ever since I've been washing my hands thoroughly before I eat, I haven't gotten sick, knock on wood! So, U.S. Marines, please proper sanitation, after you go to the bathroom!
HOORAH!!!!"
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