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Hot Pocket Commercial Filled with Cheesy Humor and Frozen Comedy
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Remember those old Hot Pocket commercials? Filled with cheesy humor and served with a catchy jingle. "When you want a big meal, without a big deal: What are you going to pi...
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Best Butt Firming Exercises for Building a Firm Bubble Butt like Jean-Claude Van Damme
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The best butt firming exercises for building a firm bubble butt like Jean-Claude Van Damme, brought to you by Jon Stan LamBam and his chiseled bottom, nicknamed "Mister Bub...
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Jean-Claude Van Damme Impersonation Impression
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A Jean-Claude Van Damme impersonation impression from Jon Stan LamBam. See more at the Van Damme DOJO blog: http://vandammedojo.blogspot.com/2009/01/jean-claude-van-damme-i...
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New Burger King Facebook App: Whopper Sacrifice
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Watch me use the new Facebook app from Burger King, Whopper Sacrifice. Un-friend 10 "friends" and you get a coupon for a free Whopper. Electronically rejecting the girl who...
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Jean-Claude Van Dammage
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http://vandammedojo.blogspot.com/2008/12/kickboxer-revenge-done-with-van-dammage.html from the Van Damme DOJO blog. My family members wronged me. So how did I get my reveng...
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Hot Pop It!
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http://vandammedojo.blogspot.com/2008/06/announcing-greatest-tag-team-in.html
To keep my butt looking like Van Damme's, I do a thousand pelvic thrusts a day. While watchin...
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Wanna butt like Jean-Claude Van Damme? You gotta blast it!
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http://vandammedojo.blogspot.com
Can't get a girl to perform the act of baby-making with you? I'm guessing it's 'cause your butt resembles a compost pile. Full of banana p...
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Van Damme facts!
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From the Van Damme DOJO blog:
http://vandammedojo.blogspot.com/2008/04/chuck-norris-fact-no-thank-you-van.html
You've probably read one of those outlandish "facts" about ...
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Get sexy like Jean-Claude Van Damme. Using a book.
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From the Van Damme DOJO blog: http://vandammedojo.blogspot.com/2008/04/use-textbook-to-get-as-sexy-as-jean.html
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Is Van Damme the sexiest man alive?
jonstanlambam
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A video from my blog at: http://vandammedojo.blogspot.com/2008/04/damon-crowned-people-magazines-sexiest.html
I answer the question, Is Jean-Claude Van Damme the sexiest p...
About jonstanlambam
Hey! My name's Jonathan Stanton LamBamford, but most people call me Jon Stan LamBam. Or Dead Sexy.
Myspace: www.myspace.com/jonstanlambam
I founded a dojo for people like me, who want to make themselves and the world around them a better place by emulating my personal sensei. He's a martial arts expert and an action movie super-star. He's a global sex icon! His kicks are deadly; his buns are steel; his muscles are from Brussels. His name is Jean-Claude Van Damme. For the last ten years, I cultivated myself into a mirror image of him. Guided by his canon of film classics from the 80s and 90s, particularly the training montages, I transformed myself from an ugly duckling named Jonathan into a sexy swan called Jon! JCVD saved my life. Now, I'm ready to show others how they can do the same; especially if, like most Americans, they're a fat-ass who needs to get their fat ass in gear.
Lost your MOJO!
Get it at the DOJO!
DO IT!
Hey! My name's Jonathan Stanton LamBamford, but most people call me Jon Stan LamBam. Or Dead Sexy.
Myspace: www.myspace.com/jonstanlambam
I founded a dojo for people like me, who want to make themselves and the world around them a better plac...
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