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There is only one direction that the future of british popular music is heading ; straight into Cowelley's bank account .

The fingergate crisis proves that Adele has all the natural attributes to join the ranks of the divazillas .

Please keep this girl away from Simon Cowell . She is very talented .

I would argue that this is the musical equivalent of Alan Carr being cast as the role of Tony Soprano..

Olly is not simply content with being pop music's resident Cheesezilla ; he has messrs Claire Sweeney and Emma Bunton in his sights in his noble pursuit of the prize of being labelled " The next Cilla "...

I dont think that Kelly is quite as dumb as she portrays .Its those subtle Sheldonesque asides that almost gives the game away ..

@videotrash . Even as we speak The Boss is handing over a large brown envelope to Ian Broudie behind the pie stall ... ......

Does anyone know if Marc Bolan wrote this track ?

@jwdsnapper indeed .. . I also think that Dr Evil was thinly disguised as Pollys mic holding the world to ransom for half a million dollers ... wo ha ha ....

Oh yes she could . Its NinoZeroFF 1 Mr Steeler 0 in my humble opinion . Ms Germanotta is an extremely talented artist currently masquerading as an electro-pop star . If you dont believe me go ask Tony Bennett ..

There is more than a whiff of the vocal and compositional style of Annie Lennox and Claire Maguire in this track [poster Berlank WERE you on drugs when you cited a dell ?? ] but nonetheless its another fine example of the current roster of British singer/songwriters .

le wyem muni douze points . le wyem muni seening neel points ..

If anyone were to question the relevance of the bassoon in popular in the 1960s one may need to look no further than this . Eat your heart out Smokey Robinson ...

Beyonce goes Bouncy with arguably the most soulful track in her solo career . In my humble opinion there is more than a nod and a wink towards the compositional style of Stevie Wonder circa late 1970's in this track and I hope that B continues in this style in the future .

@SatchmoSings Oi Satchmo ! D'ye not know the difference 'tween noodlin' 'n scattin guv ??

One of Stevie's darkest and most beautiful compositions : A cross between a Chopin Nocturne and " Strange Fruit " by Lady Day and I would argue that his body of work from "Music Of My Mind " until " Songs In The Key Of Life " stands head and shoulders above any current popular compositions .

@kymmanibaby . .. boom boom ... cymbal crash !

A beautifully crafted piece of acoustic pop , evoking memories of classic Crowded House recordings with the twisting melodic shape and sublime harmonies .

Unfortunately the present state of popular music seems to be obsessed with electropop beats and monotone melodies ; even Cowell has taken not...

Its a quarterpoundertastisc performance from pops resident veego as she goes gaga with an instantly memorable piece of melismatic electro pop .

Now where did I put those fireworks ??

If I woke up tomorrow morning and found I had become president of Italy I would make this the national anthem ......

Radio 1 Talent Scout : Oi guv ! Just came across this great new band called The Pierces . Retro melodic rock wiv great harmonies .

Radio 1 Controller : Can they do electro pop and dress like WAGS as well ??

Radio 1 Talent Scout : Dont fink so guv..

Radio 1 Controller : Thanks but no thanks ma...

Cammo and Cleggo look a right pair of twats sitting on the edge of the bed wiv their sleeves rolled up .

Reminds of messrs Owen and Steel from The Alliance prancing about in their arran sweaters duing the 1987 election .

Should I be the first to tell SugarpieGangsta that the bass line from Rappers Delight was pinched from this funk classic or would anyone else like to skip the queue ?

For many scholars of funk im sure that Chic will be labelled as " The Thinking Mans Disco Combo " :the combination of Nils Roge...

@neilgraham1978 whats the matter Neillypoos ?

Have they not been feeding you enough raw meat today ??