A cocky young soldier is looking to get lucky in a strip bar, but gets an earful from a blind comrade who shows him how it's really done.

This is a sketch from Only Ninety Percent Effective's 1998 performance of Hooray for Gregory Peck's Ass.

in order of appearance:
Amy Blackard - Zesty Brown (dancer)
Jon Wiley - Johnny (soldier)
Eric Biffle - Linus (barkeep and host)
Leon Mandel - Col. Damien
Brently Heilbron - Jeff (soldier #2)
Jessy Schwartz - Rosemary Lacquer (dancer)
Andy Fisher - Buddy (blind airman) (less info)