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HAH!!! true that ....my gf asked me if i would cheat on her if she cheated on me & i told her I'd find a single mom & start watching movies w/ her(single mom) & spending money on her & her kid....& if she was cool with that I'd be cool w/ her fucking other dudes....She slapped me so fuckin' hard ...

@jakomosavo I'm sorry your flashmob didn't go so well. don't hate on the Hyper organized germans though.

A) brush/fix your hair if you're gonna have facial hair it needs to be well trimmed & wear NICE polo shirts instead of that sleeveless redneck crap. B) Know your target....you can't hunt a bear w/ a .22. maybe the game your shooting at is out of your league. girls will pretend they like you cause...

Do people misname them on purpose to prevent copywrite bots from finding & identifying the song or are there Just that many idiots out there? little of both maybe?

@WAKApr0ductions "and that is why no1 will remember your name" ha...you like that troy quote I used?....my vagina itches

@UkProGamerz LMAO!!!!!!HAHAHA

THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!! this cover lifted my black soul & made me cry....laughing

any1 who posts "not funny" what we read is "I'm a lardass" so just click away...don't bother trying to change the minds of people. Its even funny to read watch this

Saggy flab titties.....see that made you laugh....yes it did......well then you're fat

Me no ahndahstan.... me ear me broddah bot me see babylon. lol that is 1 seriously jamaican white guy

@8triagrammer How the hell did you fish that comment out of the past? LMAO. I thought my witty little shitball was funny. I was also making a joke sir so, to quote a comment digging dweeb,...(clears throat sarcastically) "it's fucking comedy don't take it seriously, for fuck's sake" lol

swing from the table saw...my heart is crushed by a formal law...lol

he gave his character away in the beginning when he said 'so your the interviewer

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YOU KNOW MANY AFRICAN CHILDREN DONT HAVE BOWLS TO EAT THEIR CEREAL OUT OF

weird al would be proud

thats fuckin' gross. I have a question...when a fattass ugly chick says "You know you want all dis" does she know you think she's disgusting & just doesn't care? Or is she in deep ass denial like "er'body want dis. Leeroy done paid me ten dallahs so i know dis shit is good".? any fat disgusting ...

Ramble Much? Avacado head is a retard too but I bet your hat smells great hippie

who's the fat red head chick who ate axl rose

which 1 does he call new g-n-r "Chubbt McGoo & the guys who aren't Slash. FUCK I CAN'T FIND IT!!!!!!

thats the best axl I've seen so far

these guys are cheesier than dragon force

@SuperActressLady U2 the band wrote & sang it in the early 90s. Mary J. Blige remade it a few years ago. this REM cover was done while U2's version was still on mtv though, every1 wants to cover this song it seems.

never thought I'd say this about a black guy. WHAT A FUCKIN' DWEEB!!!

@Az480dgaf Um, I'f Joey is the lead singer, then I'd have to say "an old mop"

@GermanSniperBayArea HAHA LMMFAO I WAS JUST THINKING THAT. see 1 cute hippie & every dipshit thinks they want a stinky, bossy, hippie chick. Hippie chicks like money too, they just don't let you spend it on meat

the yellow ranger was asian, lol but the suit guy had a tiny little asian package. poor trina. black ranger was black. pink ranger was a white girl. & the green ranger was a suedo stoner. lol Japs are racist

Vork seems like he'd be more successful lol

was this b4 the wheaton ep of bbt or did they bite/homage this 1

so not wanting a women back is how you make them write a song.

proudest. check smartest...HAH!!! ok buddy sure thing. but hardest working. OK now you're just trying to make some1 call bullshit so you can fight.

@fjmello08 that doesn't prove shit, they're all pink on the inside. anyway who cares, racist black comedians have been saying whatever the fuck they wan't for 20 years..."Ever notice how white guys are blah blah blah" well guess what "ever notice how monkeys steal wallets too?"

@fenderstratocaster96 thats true, even though very few wild cats have rabies....you still need to be very cautious

@devildoc225 liar..liar..pants on fire...

The art ruins the punchlines...this is a crappy show idea