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That isn't an accident, that is piss poor instruction.

If you have MRE's coming up...the Chocolate Brownie and the Vanilla Pound Cake are actually pretty good. The omelet is yak...the Jap Cheese and Bacon Cheese are not bad but are are kind of HARD to "move" later.

Last time I seen a brother in a suit that nice was in court. The black guy wearing it was trying to defend himself for pushing an old woman down a flight of stairs before he stole her television.

I knew black people loved basketball but I never thought I would see a brother blowing his baby gravy into one...what a bitch made motherfucker!

Gay guys are SO lucky! I wish people would hold parades for how I have sex...

Of course it is probably going to be hard to translate 20 minutes of clumsy missionary followed my apologies into a parade but still.

If 7" can't get it done for her I am offering a solid 12"!

*note: Actual measurement was taken measuring from the center of the asshole to just a fingertip length past the tip because we all know that is really how it is done. Number of beers may reduce the definition of "solid."

This guy played WAY too many video games, this is complete disrespect for the weapons. Akimbo shooting is all Hollywood bullshit, they shouldn't hand this retard one gun much less two.

Better to shoot one gun and be able to control it and keep it on point, than two guns and not be able to hit sh...

She DON'T got it!!

Chin down between your shoulders, lean forward, and don't cup the bottom of the gun. Your left hand is there to provide isometric tension to control the muzzle flip, with your head up like that you are depending on your arms and grip to do all the work and no offense but a lit...

You should be wearing some eye protection but other than that...not bad form!

You have too much muzzle flip, I would think about adding a Tungsten guide rod and a heavy magazine well to your gun to add some wight and reduce your flip if you insist on a .40 cal. You need to lean into the weapon and put your chin down into your shoulders, with your chin up and body back you...

This is a foolish discharge of a firearm. I am a gun guy and this is a disrespect to a weapon to use it like some toy...you child is simply being a child and acting out. When they get older they will straighten up. You make gun owners look irrational and irresponsible, shooting a problem isn't ...

Goddamn Ronnie you sick?

My Grandfather is 85 and he doesn't take that many medications!

How the hell did this dumb bitch get into UCLA?

Reality Check...you are a Walmart shopper! You are shopping at a mega discount chain that hardly ever gives employees a full 40 and health benefits. You are lucky the High School dropout teenage mom with a neck tattoo checking out your groceries doesn't get annoyed with your little camera and ...

I see why Big Boss is a criminal genius...with ideas like "Build me an ultimate crime machine" you know it won't be too many episodes before he gets the idea to have his guys start aiming for Bulletproof's head next time they are shooting at him.

Man, Bulletproof is a bit of a dick, those two assembled the team and he just tells them to go piss off! lo!..

Propofol is a hell of a drug!