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Mr. Jordan, you are an enraged, cigarette smoking, pistol toting, divorced, hillbilly father with a stutter and a gun and a New York Times article. I'll bet you think you're king of the world. Your child will grow to detest you, and that fact will eat at you like the cancer you are likely to deve...

@XxCOLDWAR277xX . Of course the word tsar bomba is a Russian - who else on earth could come up with a name like that?

What is so very, very comforting is that you never did understand us, you don't understand us and you never, ever will understand us. It guess it is simply not meant to be.

gotta get better audio, man

well, that was a smiley group !

Shame on you. The phony pictures (all except the footage shot from the passing truck), the translations of snippets of conversations, the phoney cockpit warnings and ABOVE ALL the horrid Lay Boorjay for Le Bourget pronunciation.

The elephant in the anthropology store holding her bathtub size drink or maybe the other one in the NBC emporium.

You just get better and better ! I look forward to you every week. Cheers

Why on earth would you send your subscribers to a porn site? Thump, thump, thump. That's you falling three rungs on my esteem ladder....

Hi Zip

If you would permit me, I would like to give you a birthday gift. There seems to be a lovely drawing of you and you deceased husband (I'm sorry, I have inexcusably forgotten his name) on the wall behind your left shoulder. It needs a frame and I'd like to be the one to make that happen. Pl...

ASIAN DRIVERS !!!! C'est vrai

Webbed toes?

Sorry - I forgot something in my car.

What does it mean? What does it mean? It means your pain killers are working and you've nothing to worry about. Enjoy them while you can :-)

Phil - if these videos help you in some way, then continue to make them. But, I have had several surgeries and I know exactly what you are going through and your only job now is to heal. Don't do anything that tires you unnecessarily. Get up and walk a few steps in the corridor, if you can, but ...

Did you forget to take your meds this morning?

I hope your wishes of getting healthy and having a better life are granted. I also hope that you will recover rapidly from this surgery and that it will improve the quality of your life.

Thanks for easing the burden.

write it on the back of a napkin.

oh yeah, that's sound advice.

me to my banker: "sorry about the clam sauce - the projections are right next to the lipstick smudge".

i'll bet you wear a hoodie.

There are a lot of Kalenda Sharma's in the world and they are much more believable than guys crutching on "I'm bisexual". I think you're correct - you're in or you're out of the game and stepping on someone's true sexual orientation to ease into yours is lame.

Oh yeah - and get dressed.

I don'...

Wannabes with money to buy this highly sophisticated franco-german-british designed and manufactured aircraft does not a player make. The interior design of Emirates aircraft accurately reflects the lack of refinement endemic in certain parts of the world. More gold! More bling! Tighter jeans and...

I'm surprised to learn that so many gay men don't actually care for Dan. They support his message wholeheartedly but many of our friends say that they don't his Mr. Bossypants/Smartypants attitude. I think he's just fine as he is. F-I-N-E, fine.

made in China

Such Taste! Such refinement! Such understated elegance!

Anyone with enough money can get into this tacky dump.

Thank heavens, there are places in the world where even the owner of this horror show would not be permitted entry and where people who know the true meaning of life can congregate and...

Such good taste! Such refinement! Such understated elegance! Such a joke...

That must have been something to see :-) All you queens flailing in the water trying to save your gadgets, flip-flops and each other while some mischievous adolescent (with a life jacket, no less) floats by. He deserved the finger, but be careful. Did you know that - technically - giving the fing...

Who did their hair? Buckwheat?

this one kinda sucked, Penn. Where were you going?

This is the best it get's better video of them all.

Just bought our copy on iTunes!

what do you do for a living?

looks like its time for that lovely stream you found her that's just down the road from your place