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Minecraft - flying machine ideas. joezzzify 4 views Some ideas of mine about plane/flying machines etc
Alchestbreach Mod suggestion song joezzzify 500 views awesome song for an awesome guy! http://www.youtube.com/user/AlChestBreach LYRICS - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH This is the song were people say "Weres my name i suggest tha...
Red orchestra : Heroes of Stalingrad - German gameplay Part 1 joezzzify 20 views Something.
What i have done with damo2986 M2TW Campaign. (10 years on) joezzzify 573 views What i have done on damo2986 campaign since it ended. I killed the English pope because he liked Hungary (strangely)
LOLpics... joezzzify 60 views Quick load of pics i have found on the internet, with the same music, again.
Mount and musket - Gameplay of me. joezzzify 48 views Gameplay of me on MM mod for Mount and blade.
Me getting griefed on minecraft classic. joezzzify 42 views Hate this guy :-(
Mount and blade warband blood and steel - Destroying vikings joezzzify 27 views Me killing people on M&B Wb
World domination Plan V1. joezzzify 66 views Its a quick idea of what to do, but all in all its a joke.
My favourite top 5 guns joezzzify 38 views Title, der.

About joezzzify's channel

Crap channel... for now

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joezzzify

Latest Activity

Mar 7, 2012

Date Joined

Dec 2, 2010

About this user

I may a bit of a Communist.

Jokes,
Well, I know I won't be able to watch Comic Relief tonight without picking up the phone.

Watching all those starving kids with their distended bellies always makes me think the same thing...

"I'm a bit peckish myself... I think I'll order a pizza."

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My life's been a living hell ever since all my numbers came up on the Lotto.
Everywhere I go in town - every shop, pub, supermarket, I see them pointing and whispering:
"That's him - the daft cunt that lost his lottery ticket."

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My wife said she's leaving me, because I'm reckless and keep taking stupid risks.

I think that's what she said anyway...
...I was shaving my bollocks with a chainsaw at the time.

Lool.

Eating scottish, american, french, and austrian trolls for breakfast since 1757.

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Also to all drunk scots that come here trolling.

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Same to anyone else who trolls.

WARS WON BY ENGLAND/UNITED KINGDOM AGAINST FRANCE:

- Invasion of Normandy 1106

- Louis' Wars against England 1109-35
(Normandy is English Crown Possession)

- Henry II's Wars (1159-1184)

- Richard 'Lion heart' War (1194 -1199)

- Barons War (1215-17)

- Edwardian War (1337-1360)

- War of Breton Succession (1341 and 1364) (Auray)

- Portuguese Crisis War (1383-1385) (Aljubarrota)

- 1st Lancastrian War (1415-1429) Henry VI crowned King of France as well as England!

- Edward IV's War 1475

- Henry VII's War (1489-92)

- Italian War 1508-16

- Italian War of 1521-1526

- Italian war 1542-46

- Italian war 1551-1559

- War in Scotland 1560 (end of Auld Alliance)

- Anglo French Colonial Wars 1613-54 (New England, Quebec, Acadia)

- Williamite War 1689-91 (French evicted)

- War of Augsburg League (Louis Acknowledges Protestant King of England & the right of Protestant succession)

- Spanish Succession War (1702-1714) Marlborough unbeaten !

- Queen Anne's War (1702-1713)

- Dummer's War (New England 1721-1725)

- Austrian Succession War (1740-1748) French recognised the British throne & expelled Jacobites from France. France withdrew from the Netherlands in order to have its colonies returned

- King George's War 1744-48 (Louisborg taken)

- First Carnatic War (1744-1748) Cuddalore held

- Second Carnatic War (1748-1754) British East Inida Company wins

- Third Carnatic War (1756-1763) India British not French

- Seven Years War - Euro

✬Considering its size and population the UK has given the world proportionately more than any other nation on earth.
✬Britain invented Parliamentary Democracy and legal systems - which has since been adopted by nations from across the globe.
✬The sports of rugby union, rugby league, cricket, golf, badminton and football (the world's favourite game) were all created and developed in Britain.
✬Isaac Newton and his theories on gravity, maths, astronomy, physics, laws of motion, optics & prisms are still used as the basis for all science worldwide.
✬Britain has given the world an international language, English, which is used in almost every worldwide organisation, spoken on every continent and in every country.
✬English is an unrivalled language of excellence and is spoken natively by the peoples of the UK, US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. In total, an estimated 1.8bn people can speak English as a first, second or additional language.
✬Britain has given the world more than its fair share in terms of boosting international technology. British inventions such as the stereo; jet engine; light bulb; television, the industrial revolution and more recently, the World Wide Web all speak for themselves.

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telling the difference between a British man in Camo holding an SA80 MK2. rifle,and a beardy man wearing a towel on his head and yelling "allah akbar" (or however you spell it) is really quite dificult for an american.

"Our foes, The French, it is said, are better lovers than they are fighters. This is true lads, ask any goat, pig or other farmyard animal. "

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