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shakespeare sonnet 9
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are you single because you're afraid of widowing someone? well, if you die without having a kid, you'll be widowing the entire world. think about -that-. music: sundrenched...
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shakespeare sonnet 8
joesonnets
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stop choosing unhappiness, and choosing to be alone. love is like music, and it takes a lot of players to make a song.
music:
life in technicolor
coldplay
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shakespeare sonnet #7
joesonnets
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your life is like the sun rising and setting. you're only hot going up, then you go down, and not in the good way. so have and damn kid already.
music: kate nash "dickhead"
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shakespeare sonnet #6
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the continuation of #5.
like summer flowers distilled for enjoyment in winter, you need to have a kid so that you can continue to live beyond death, and preserve memori...
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shakespeare sonnet #5 redux
joesonnets
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sonnets 5 and 6 are meant to be read as a pair, so i've re-done #5 to go with the upcoming #6..
music: snow patrol "it's beginning to get to me"
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shakespeare sonnet #5
joesonnets
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having a child is like distilling flowers of spring and enjoying them in winter, when you're old and about to die.
music: sarah mclachlan, wintersong
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shakespeare sonnet #4
joesonnets
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basically it's this: stop jerking off and have a baby already.
music: carly simon "you're so vain"
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shakespeare sonnet #3
joesonnets
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#3 is saying: take a good long look at yourself and ask: why haven't you had a kid yet? where is there any hot chick who doesn't want to screw you? is it because you're so ...
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shakespeare sonnet #2
joesonnets
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my quest to be a better actor - by learning all of the sonnets, and trying to get down an honest performance of each.
#2 says: you're hot now, but when you're 40 and loo...
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shakespeare sonnet #1
joesonnets
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my quest to be a better actor - by learning all of the sonnets, and trying to get down an honest performance of each.
#1 says: you're such a hot guy, that's it's basical...
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