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@loombaron jazz of this quality is like a fine wine or whiskey, Justin Bieber and a lot of modern pop are more like fruit pastilles, it's nice to have a fruit pastille every now and then otherwise how could you appreciate the finer things?

@UP89Productions Alas, if only Doctors was really that interesting

@TheBankersNephew Yeah and The One Show is the most light weight inoffensive show on the BBC as well which can't have helped

What I hate is that I've just spent 6 or 12 hours levelling up my characters, killing that giant tortoise and getting those berries so I can effectively kill the Garuda before entering the Tomb of Raithwall, the berries missed so I ended up killing it by repeatedly casting water on it anyway, onl...

I agree with the fact that you get what you pay for but I think that people buy consoles BECAUSE they don't want to shell out every five years on a fabulous gaming PC so I think that it's more productive for the games companies bring out a relatively cheap console with just "below par" graphics, ...

2:50 Gavin and Stacey in space

"no but if you watch this back second by second you will see.."...end

@shune84 yeah that works for the large holes but what about those ones with the tiny little holes on the opposite side, they shred the cloth regardless of the direction of swipe.. I know, you could grate a bar of soap into it as you're cleaning it, that'll learn it, yup.

@realskpetic Yes, maybe Pythagorean geometry was a bad example, but I still think that there's nothing wrong with wanting to know why one should learn something, why invest time and effort in a subject that's not going to be useful to you? I happen to be one of those people who enjoys learning fo...

@omgitsaghiles yes, you're right, I did read The God Delusion and agreed with it too, however I still think niceness solves most problems, because the nicer you are, the more friends you make and thus your opinions become a majority, I think there's probably more clear headed rational people than...

Brilliant! Sounds like a satanic Tom and Jerry cartoon

I don't see why any religious people can say that theirs is the 'one true faith' when they consider that all other religions say exactly the same thing with more or less the same reasons

I think she was taking the piss with that bid, it was obvious she was going to win but she rubbed it in his face, maybe he was too stupid even to realise that

@windynufc9 the best thing about this country is that most people would agree with you

It doesn't matter how powerful that falcon machine is, run windows on it and it'll grind to a halt within a year.

Mark Ronson quite often comes over as a cock

mendelevium was probably named after Dmitri Mendeleev the guy who actually invented the periodic table, the structure famously coming to him in a dream

science is science religion is religion why do they have to interfere with one another?

@Symmetryful I know, I've never got into Blur but if I did The Universal would just remind me of getting the boiler fixed, shame

Infinite tunnel digging with the rocket launcher!

I can't believe they started work on nude all that time ago, they were really sitting on a pearl there

@steve03au also a seasoned prostitute user apparently, which is why he was sacked from have I got news for you

wow, can you send me the sheet music for this, haha.... You know if you'd come up with some philosophical bullshit beforehand explaining what the piece was about like "with this piece I was trying to convey the likeness of spherical geometry to the modern hectic and often intangible conflicts bet...

I've only recently found out about this band through references on Darma and Greg and Family Guy, they're brilliant, I love bands that are like a manifestation of democracy with different inputs equally appreciated

you cut off the solo, man!! I wanted to see how well he did that because the original has this 'choppy' thing going on which I wanted to see/hear how well he emulated

Paco... the fastest rest stroke in the west.. pyow!!

It looks flashy but one of the great things about the original was the difficulty and the quite challenging levels etc, I'm worried that this will be another victim the style over substance/mass appeal disease that has swept the games industry recently

I'm so glad that phone didn't ring

@suxmdbab When I was choosing my classical guitar I actually preferred the tone of the cedar topped instrument, it seemed to me to have a warm and deep sound, and also was able to get the percussive and more trebly sound from the higher frets especially when played apoyando/rest stroke; whereas t...

you can tell its the 80s just from his moustache, but the music on the other hand is timelessly brilliant and theatrically macabre, as to be expected from Mr Koshkin

@topdog2328 I don't think disjointed dischord and dark melodies are Andy's thing really, its all very tonal with a few jazz chords and odd time sigs added for good measure, but you might want to check out a very inspirational piece for me The Usher Waltz by Nikita Koshkin thats got 'dark' in spad...