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What was really cool about the 2005 season was the comeuppance Illinois received at the hands of the vastly superior North Carolina Tarheels, the 2005 NCAA champions. It amuses me to no end how deluded Illini fans consider this team so special, considering their big fat flop in the finals. Can'...

I always wondered whether the ridiculous Dirk Diggler interview from Boogie Nights was based on some actual documentary that attempted to glorify a moronic pornstar. I have my answer.

Reggie White was a religious man (and a racist). Suppose a couple of white offensive linemen did some fake black man jig whilst dancing around mocking his religion. Then the black guy cries racism and the media makes a big deal of that angle. What I see here with this Tullock guy is a racist s...

Let's see. In Van Halen we have a bunch of (nominal) guys who dress in spandex, wear eye makeup, and primp their hair up like a bunch of Jersey girls. And some of the yahoos here are ripping on The Clash for being a bunch of "girls"? Lol. Morons. The brand of pop rock that van Halen helped popula...

Mike McShane always outshines the rest of the cast and this episode is exhibit A. None of the others are nearly as creative. While the rest are just struggling to keep the tune and say ANYTHING on topic, McShane usually comes up with something clever. The sharpest tool in the shed (and a Yanke...

Actually, the Chinese secret to clean laundry is to add lead and melamine.

Spidey sense. This guy obviously did not read The Amazing Spiderman. Stan Lee imparts great wisdom.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is an awful actress and isn't worthy of being in this film. She is obviously meant to play the MacReady like character and completely fails at evoking the requisite intensity. Big mistake putting her in this movie.

So why was this child riding alone without adult supervision? You want to blame somebody for this tragedy, blame the adults who were supposedly supervising. This ferris wheel appears to have been in perfect working condition. I can't believe that the idiots who were escorting this child allowe...

The earliest days of hair metal (Twisted Sister, Quiet Riot,...) were pretty good because they basically took the torch from the punks and weaved the three-chord assault of the Ramones, Pistols, and Clash into their own sacred cow imagery. The lyrics were silly but the music f'in rocked. Pop me...

The doofuses that make up this cast look like they're studying for their college midterms. Carpenter's version was especially cool for having a cast of characters that actually looked like they'd be working at an antarctic research outpost. But these days films feel compelled to appeal to a you...

Here's a few solutions. (1) all you lazy white kids, and all of them are white in this video, should stay out of college and get yourselves the dream jobs you pretend you could have while sleeping through college. (2) more scholarships for hungry minorities or illegal immigrants, who are more l...

Recall from the original Norris's chest opening up into a nasty set of jaws and biting off Copper's arms. Now imagine Mary Elizabeth Winstead as a thing, having intercourse with an unsuspecting Norwegian...

I was at a debate he was involved in recently, in which he and a few other lunatics in the audience stated, in unambiguous terms, that given the choice of saving either a human being or a mouse in a burning house, he would flip a coin to determine which. Don't be fooled by the deranged vegans. ...

You mean go NETS. The now much maligned Deron Williams has been given the boot by the Jazz.

Children torture animals, pull the wings off flies, make red and black ants fight in confined quarters, and beat up & tease one another in vicious ways in the schoolyard. Children are thus not the embodiment of limitless and pure good. In fact, as an adult I'm tired of little children projectin...

Classic angry black man routine, shuckin and jiving, threatening to kill people merely because of some disagreement or perceived slight. But you have to cut Cheney some slack. He was only 65 or so and still maturing.

This is the best moment in all of Woody Allen's career. Really great stuff, comedic genius. Too bad all the Apatow loser gang, Adam Sandler and his cronies, Chris Rock, etc. don't have the brains to come up with this level of witty material. America is now sadly lacking in comedians who combi...

Illinois basketball -- ZERO championships. That's about all you need to know. Listening to the dumb Illini jockers here you'd think the 2005 team was the greatest in college basketball history, but they couldn't even win a title! That team is in the dustbin of history to all except historical r...