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Name:
Joshua Shane Morgan
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Age:
24
Joined:
Mar 3, 2007
Latest Activity:
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My channel is a trillion vermilion cheetahs.
About Me:
-Rollerblade backwards to the top of Mt. Everest curling 90 lb. dumbbells.
- Do something badass
- Wake Up
- Eat something badass
- Nap
- Watch Sportscenter
- Say cool one liner
- Conceptualize new echelons of greatness
- Sleep in pit of snakes
Josh Morgan once sold eBay to eBay, on eBay.
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Josh Morgan punched himself in the face.
If at first you don't succeed, you must not be Josh Morgan.
When Josh Morgan goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a bazooka and a bucket.
Crop circles are Josh Morgan's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
On his birthday, Josh Morgan randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Apparently his birthday has some mysterious hidden meaning. Due in large part to the fact that the number 10 is the king of all numbers, and Josh was born on 10-10.
Josh Morgan coined the phrase "Pardon my French" after picking up a French man and using him like a bat to club people.
All of Josh Morgan's genes are dominant.
Josh Morgan was scheduled to be Stalone's stunt double in Rambo, but he was replaced after refusing to wear a parachute when jumping from the plane. Also, because noone would believe Rambo could look that badass.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach Josh Morgan to fish and he will rid the ocean of all perceivable life forms.
You are what you eat. This is why Josh Morgan 's diet consists entirely of uranium, diamonds, and the bibles of other inhabited worlds.
If Josh Morgan fell in the forest, and no one was watching, it would sound like Beethoven's Ninth. If he fell in the forest, and someone was watching, he would beat that guy to a bloody pulp. But the screams of agony would still sound like Beethoven's Ninth, but better.
Contrary to popular belief, Trix are also for Josh Morgan.
Josh Morgan is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.
Hometown:
Ironton
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Sr. Oracle DBA Universe
Companies:
Quantum Corporate Collective
Interests:
Yes. I think so.
Books:
Holy Bible, Urantia book
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