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@fuckyou1458 She's making $70,000 a day, and he's a kid looking at colleges. So she can say shit about spending a grand on a bag that stays in his closet most of the time.

No problem. Southern is the largest dialect in the US. It's likely second biggest in the Anglosphere. Lots of sub dialects. African-American alone has 40 million speakers.

@kikatx08 I don't know. After listening to the two of them uncorked at the end, I think I'd be happier living next door to the defendant than the plaintiff. I'd still insist that the defendant fix the car, though.

@rassledassle82 I admire your restraint. It's a model for us all.

So the 'D' is moving her daughter to Greenwich Village and is surprised to find loud, cross-dressing homosexuals? That's like moving to Dallas and being shocked to see boob jobs. Or to Seattle and being put off by silly hats.

@georgeprowse Oh, geez, another "trouble with you Yanks" lecture. OK, sport, forget "owning it." We call it "Eye-rack" because it suits us. Same reason the BBC says "Nick-uh-RAG-yew-uh" for Nick-uh-rah-qwuh." We don't bitch about that, of course, because we don't care. You shouldn't either.

"It isn't worth brothers and sisters fighting over, you know, piddly stuff." It's your fight sport. All you had to do to see your siblings got along was to send your sister a check. Instead of sulking like a child, whining over not being consulted on the damn flowers, for cripe's sake, and finall...

@motionandRest Boys.

@HomuncuIus Nonsense. Who in the world would sleep with the plaintiff for a TV and a living room suite?

@martinthekearykid I do think Heather Wilson is an argument for extending abortion rights into the 54th trimester.

@JOJO22858 Most animals are guilty of something -- raiding nests, eating their young, public nuisance, vandalism, etc. There are very few innocent animals.

If Prince Charming wants to be credible as a witness (or anything else), he might start by practicing breathing through his nose, not his mouth.

I get as far as the defendant leaving two intoxicated young women by the side of a heavily traveled highway in rural Snohomish County and that's all I need to hear. The defendant is a cad.

I'd throw the book at him for the haircut and the jacket.

We didn't get drunk when I was 19. We were usually too stoned to find a liquor store.

@crayzigurl Easy on the eyes, though. Sort of balances out.

@mnvacation Yes, and my back pay amounted to less than I lost on my home equity in the crash of 2008. Sorry if that sounds confused, but you try orbiting the sun for 30 years with nothing but talk radio to listen to.

@ITHEREONETHATHASNT That's sort of what movies are, isn't it? Fabrication and exaggeration?

What a wonderfully nasty specimen the plaintiff is. He really needs to be reserved and put in the Smithsonian. The guy actually would rather be angry than happy.

@reymatt76 Hit him on the foot?

@ghostnemre I agree. $5,000 a throw is a bit steep for a mousey blonde who can't scare up a dab of makeup when she's appearing on TV.

You've done a real service by uploading these, Ms. Gudmundsdottir. I've watched them so many times I've gotten to know the principals by name, which is disturbing.

@thebjm21 Try putting the search term in quotes -- "be my guess" -- and you get 18 million hits, the first of which is "Some sort of multiexposure tool would be my guess." Now, substitute a comma for the "would" and you get "Some sort of multiexposure tool, be my guess." Which is the way people t...

"We reenact Middle Ages - there's kings, queens, princes, princesses, plagues, pogroms, serfdom, ignorance, bedlam and squalor."

How can anyone believe that a rack this perfect is but an accident of nature, and not the work of a supreme guiding force?

T-shirt idea: "Congress is a series of tubes."

It's also bad luck to put a hat on the table with the brim down. If he were as much of a good ole' boy as he's playing, he'd know that.

Being incarcerated for fraud is not an act of God. Rather the other party, I would think.

"You're just giving us your opinion. It's just your opinion."

Um, yes, that's what judges do. They give opinions. That's why, for example, Supreme Court rulings are divided into majority and minority "opinions." Bay Area boob!

@Grumpus3 "incredibly closed-minded and offensive to much of the population..."

Yeah. To the semi-literate portion of the population. ("fetishisation of prestige"??)

@MrBillyt12345 Part of the same set of national proclivities, would be my guess. If you want to see a contrast between a system that grew organically and one created from scratch, compare Canada and the US. I think it's part of a general difference over public order vs. individual liberty: The UK...