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19:37 Genuinely, the bald PC has hair bands round his wrist.

I dont know, this car could go places, like advertising what you really get when you buy from eBay hahaha

@wakeboarder66 Rolling start in highest gear. More of a race to see which turbo kicks in first.

Smoke = Broke

Less than a million in UK cos are moneys worth more hehe!

@brianpaton Yes, but say someone pulls out suddenly? or loses control, at 147mph your reaction time is effectively gone. Perhaps a tyre blows out after hitting a nail? you never know. Plenty of track days for this.

@kjean1965 Very true, and great observations. but having been in afghanistan yourself you would realise that the companys or COY's out there are wi a few different regis. therefore making C company, out of fobrob most of time very real.

Please don't arrest them? They are not DJ's they don't do requests.

I filmed this on my brand new phone, which i got from Comet for free innit bruv. Fucking wank. walking round like fiddy pence.

@Trancecomms I think if you had a job 'bruv'. You would be somewhat more intellectual, and less like a monkey masturbating over the keyboard. May I ask, what does 'ISSINT' and 'ISSNT' mean, I take a guess at 'is not' but that would be too difficult for you to type on your Leap pad. INNIT? What th...

@jjhaynes23456 Sorry it isnt letting me put up the link. but type into google, Special Air Service WIKI its the first link. Enjoy.

My Care Package!

Looks like Jelly at the end! 'I'll take the bus'

Only 380hp? thought it was gonna be in the 5-- region. Sweet B though, If to choose would you have the M3 or stick 335i?

Perhaps Arish and Bilal need to fuck off back to an indian call centre for work.

Why didnt they hold down the cyclist for him, what is this world coming to.

@alanhutchinson Funny, the highway code describes this light, if approaching, the driver should be ready to stop as it may not be safe to proceed. So technically That means if its yellow, you should all be slowing down to stop at the lights. So read about some more in the highway code. Before try...

@westcountrytim Thats funny, just not long ago I received a V11 through the post, reminding me that I pay road tax, now that doesn't seem like general taxation to me. that seems like I am paying road tax that cyclists are not. General taxation my balls, anyway why weren't you using the cycle lane...

This is why we sit in queues on the phone. BACK TO WORK!

HAHA Is the hard drive already in, Yeah its built in. BULLSHIT, your dads a cock! enjoy your arcade

I was waiting for them to open the xbox box and there it was, a cold half defrosted turkey. Get cooking bitches!!

I think James May made this video.

Use the lift not the elevator because you get lifted. So you dont get elevated no? I could show you a picture of me with a lamborghini or a bugatti and say my cars faster than yours, but i aint got it yet. and last of all, yes they do look fried, they look like they have just come out of a deep f...

Stay the hell away from my car. lol

Take the exhaust off and you could hear him screaming doing 30!

Why? its there use it. if it snaps, stop car, stop engine, select second or third, manually bump start it, drive home using second? not hard. The more you do this the more you will grind the drives in the gearbox. I gave you your average american, Fat Lazy and fucking Useless.

1:36 re-enactment of die hard 4.0?

Great Work, Very talented. Hope to hear more!

Sorry I do time still imagery for a living and this was intriguing.

Just before he 'pulls you over' if you look at the position of the bike in the road, its in the middle, which is causing a hazard, the cyclist really should have been paying attention to where he was riding.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Give blood, run over a cyclist. Personally I'd have aimed for you.

Do you pay road tax? No. Does a motorist pay to use the roads, Yes. Have a bit more consideration for cars. Personally I would have stopped and had a little stretch if you had said that to me. Also you seem like the sort of person who bangs on our windows at traffic lights? Do we get out and bang...

@JasonHam41 Not to argue too much here, but when top gear tested the new range rover, it couldn't climb a damp mid-steep hill, yet the same driver rolled up it in a land rover, no problems at all. The running gear is set to a more off road mix-up in the landy, where as the range has become a car ...