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Flies I killed at McDonald's jimmytheretard 101 views I think the title says it all.
Kid Eats Jalapeño for $10 jimmytheretard 359 views I was talking with my son and somehow we decided that it would be a good idea for me to pay him $10 for him to eat a Jalapeño. This is that video.
Retarded Neighbor Girl Eats Dog Food jimmytheretard 988 views I made this video last May but never uploaded it. Damn crazy kids.
Riding the 'Fireball'...I nearly died! jimmytheretard 15,882 views I thought I would share my ride on the "Fireball" with you guys.
Drag Racing 0-70 in 3.5 seconds jimmytheretard 177 views I kicked the shit out of EVERYBODY!!!!!! (except the guy that beat me)
My true story about how I got the Swine Flu jimmytheretard 355 views I think that the title says it all. If you would be interested in sending donations to help me fight the swine flu, they would be appreciated. You can visit my website ...
My Memphis Trip jimmytheretard 878 views Here are some clips from my recent trip to Memphis. I'm not a fan of that city.
Rabbit & Ducks jimmytheretard 94 views Just a rabbit and some ducks. There's this little feller out there that loves ducks. Here's your ducks lil feller.
Boredom can be a good thing. jimmytheretard 415 views You know how some Bible thumpers claim that idle hands are the devil's playthings? I think that this just goes to show you that they may actually be right. Music by inc...
Born in east LA on DVD jimmytheretard 650 views After years of searching, I finally found this DVD. Then, after looking at it, I noticed something that I found funny. It's probably just me.

About Jimmy the Retard™ ------ Retarded Genius at Work

As the rest of the world becomes more pussified and easily offended, I know that my fans are only growing sicker and more depraved (just like me). That's why I love you all.

I love doing retarded stuff and documenting it. That's some of what you'll see on my channel.

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Date Joined

Jan 8, 2007

About this user

Sometimes I have so much funny inside of me that people pay me to fart some of the funny on to them, in hopes of making them slightly funnier. At the very least, it does have a pleasant smell. I love sharing the funny....for a small fee.

As you have seen, or will see, when it comes to being funny, I have no shame. It's quite pathetic really.

I just hope that you enjoy some of the warped shit that comes from the soft moist pink slippery stuff that lives inside my skull.

I'm going to address some commonly asked questions.

Q: Do you have a website?
A: I do. It's www.jimmmytheretard.com

Q: Are you single?
A: I am.

Q: I've seen videos where you dress up as a woman. What's up with that?
A: Nothing's up with that. If you would have read the stuff above, you would have seen that "...when it comes to being funny, I have no shame."

Q: So you're straight?
A: As straight as can be.

Q: Are you sure.
A: Yep.

Q: Positive?
A: Ask your mom, she knows.

Q: What's your favorite thing to drink.
A: I'm a huge fan of Diet Mt. Dew. (if there's anyone out there from the Pepsi Corp. that would like to give me some free Dew, just let me know)

Q: What do you film your videos with?
A: A video camera.

Q: Is your name really Jimmy and are you really retarded?
A: No it is not and that's still up for debate.

Q: I read somewhere that you are a legally ordained minister, is that true?
A: It most certainly is. I've even conducted a wedding or two in my day.

Q: How can we contact you?
A: Go to my website and click 'Contact'.

Q: Do you use as much profanity in real life as you do in your videos?
A: Probably more.

Q: Do you belive in ghosts?
A: I do. Get in touch with me and I'll share some stories with you.

Get your Retard Gear at www.jimmytheretard.com

Won't you please be my friends, with benefits, on myspace? I sure hope that you will.
http://www.myspace.com/jimmytheretardfilms

See how boring my existence actually is
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