ALRIGHTY THEN!!!!!!

"Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! "

"Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger."

"Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat."

"That's it, I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pet's heads are falling off!!"

"When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her."

"The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle."

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer."

Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.
Irene: What's it called?
Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.

"Take care now, bye bye then!"

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