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Name:
Jiffyware
Channel Views:
9,529
Total Upload Views:
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Style:
Improv
Age:
45
Joined:
Apr 13, 2009
Latest Activity:
1 week ago
Subscribers:
86
Website:
http://www.jiffyware.com
Multi-Layered satirical comedy to help enlighten the retards of the world. There is 'burried' humor in these videos. If you find yourself laughing at my videos, and you understand the jokes, puns and irony, then I'd like to be your friend. Otherwise feel free to leave dumb comments, they make the inside JOKE that much funnier. Peace and Happiness to everyone.
About Me:
 
I'm using the Microsoft Text To Speech (TTS) Engine. I downloaded the SDK from Microsoft. Most of the work is done with an application that I built with Visual Basic. That is the only way I can think of to get the animated lips on a green screen background. There may be other software or shareware to do this easier. Then I use "CaptureWiz" screen capture utility to capture the mouth movements to uncompressed avi file. The resulting avi file is then imported into Pinnacle Studio. I use the chroma key effect which makes the background transparent. I design all the other graphics with Photoshop. I use images that I find around the net. The text overlays are done right in Pinnacle and so is the final mixdown to mp4 file. It's a lot of work for sure, and Pinnacle Studio is very buggy. It takes me an hour or two just for a one minute video. BTW, all commercial software is registered and paid for. I hope this was informative. Have a nice day. Peace and Happiness.

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Influences:
Andy Kaufman, Carrot Top, Andrew Dice Clay, Tom Green, Chris Farley, Stephen Colbert, Mike Judge, Keith Olberman. Special thanks to Stephen Hawking
Hometown:
Long Island - Tampa FL
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Retired Software Engineer / Unemployed Bum
Companies:
Looking for work
Schools:
Wikipedia
Interests:
Road Tripping, making shitty videos
Movies:
Stoner movies
Music:
RUSH
Books:
Books about the sciences, the universe, Buddhism, Quantum Mechanics.
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Channel Comments
2eelShmeal (1 week ago)
You and me bud... Together on our rise to mediocrity....
cue the music...
2eelShmeal (1 week ago)
I moved you up to just under Phil Hellenes on my channel. He has like 40,000 subs...lolololl
MrJimmyboy1972 (1 month ago)
i would kick you balls if you had any
celinedemetro (2 months ago)
who re you
AussieTheOztralian (2 months ago)
Your 'Retard of America' video sent me here. Alex Jones is a looney and so are all of his gullible followers.


..N@TH@N...
tgdrader (2 months ago)
Man the weather here is going to be "the coldest winter in 20 years" and man weve has some cold winters lately thats reaches about -60F, so maybe I will come visit you in the nice sunny hot place.
TheLilgangsta1997 (2 months ago)
im sorry man but u need some fucking help. is this what u do all day?
Armookie (3 months ago)
Brilliant channel. Great videos really nice. We be an honour if you could sub me back and a huge help if you could vote my videos back up after I was attacked by a vote bot. :O)
Ao3X1 (4 months ago)
You a really (google that->) "behindert"
ReWandWho (5 months ago)
ur FuNNy ;)
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