Madtv-High School Musical
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Cast:
Drake: Bobby Lee
Gerard: Jordan Peele
Cheerleader #1: Crista Flanagan
Cheerleader #2: Nicole Parker
Cheerleader #3: Nicole Randall Johnson
Janitor Joe: Keegan Michael Key
Gay Guy: Frank Caeti
Voiceover: Crista Flanagan (?)
Lyrics:
Voiceover: High School Musical!
Gerard: Nice bounce pass, Drake.
Drake: Thanks, Gerard. Did you hear the news about Troy?
Gerard: You mean the captain of the basketball team?
Drake: He's trying out for the high school musical!
Gerard: No way!
Drake: He's been keeping his beautiful singing voice... a secret.
Gerard: That's shocking! I guess all teenagers have secrets. In fact, I have a little one of my own...
Gerard: Every time I miss a shot my dad screams "Damn, Gerard!". Then he takes a spatula and really hits me hard. If we lose a game, he whips my ass, with his favorite leather belt. Last night, he worked me over good, check out all these nasty welts!
All: What a secret, oh what a secret! Better keep it, you better keep it.
Gerard: I've got ooze and blisters on my butt.
All: Zip your lips and keep your big mouth shut.
Cheerleader #2: Hey...since we're being honest, we've got secrets, too.
Cheerleader #1: And how.
Cheerleader #1: I put too much food in, but I wanna be thin, so I do something extreme-ia. When my hunger pains surge, I binge, then I purge, I've got a wicked case of bulimia!
Cheerleader #2: And I think you agree that I put on weight. I've got 3 months to go. There's a bun in the oven from after school lovin', with lazy eyed Janitor Joe!
All: What a secret, oh, what a secret! Better keep it, you better keep it.
Janitor Joe: Don't rat me out, or you'll get cut.
All: Zip your lips and keep your big mouth shut.
Random High Schooler: Hey, I've got a secret too...I'm gay.
All: We know.
Drake: Since everybody's coming clean, I never learned to read. My locker's filled with crystal meth, and ecstasy, and weed. And I've got another secret, that you never would have guessed. I was born with my heart on the outside of my chest!
All: What a secret, oh, what a secret! Better keep it, you better keep it.
Drake: I also only have one nut.
All: Zip your lips and keep your big mouth shut.
All: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! YAY!!!!!
(Part II)
Voiceover: And now, back to Disney's High School Musical.
Cheerleader #3: Hey, everyone, I've got a secret, too!
Drake: Really? What is it?
Cheerleader #3: I've got Juvenile Diabetes!
Cheerleader #1: Bummer. Wanna sing about it?
Cheerleader #3: Sure!
Cheerleader #3: When my insolin levels get out of whack, I can have a stroke, or a heart attack. I...oh crap...CANDY BAR! CANDY BAR!
All: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! WOOHOO!
*I dont own this video I got it from ElCuCuy23
Drake: Bobby Lee
Gerard: Jordan Peele
Cheerleader #1: Crista Flanagan
Cheerleader #2: Nicole Parker
Cheerleader #3: Nicole Randall Johnson
Janitor Joe: Keegan Michael Key
Gay Guy: Frank Caeti
Voiceover: Crista Flanagan (?)
Lyrics:
Voiceover: High School Musical!
Gerard: Nice bounce pass, Drake.
Drake: Thanks, Gerard. Did you hear the news about Troy?
Gerard: You mean the captain of the basketball team?
Drake: He's trying out for the high school musical!
Gerard: No way!
Drake: He's been keeping his beautiful singing voice... a secret.
Gerard: That's shocking! I guess all teenagers have secrets. In fact, I have a little one of my own...
Gerard: Every time I miss a shot my dad screams "Damn, Gerard!". Then he takes a spatula and really hits me hard. If we lose a game, he whips my ass, with his favorite leather belt. Last night, he worked me over good, check out all these nasty welts!
All: What a secret, oh what a secret! Better keep it, you better keep it.
Gerard: I've got ooze and blisters on my butt.
All: Zip your lips and keep your big mouth shut.
Cheerleader #2: Hey...since we're being honest, we've got secrets, too.
Cheerleader #1: And how.
Cheerleader #1: I put too much food in, but I wanna be thin, so I do something extreme-ia. When my hunger pains surge, I binge, then I purge, I've got a wicked case of bulimia!
Cheerleader #2: And I think you agree that I put on weight. I've got 3 months to go. There's a bun in the oven from after school lovin', with lazy eyed Janitor Joe!
All: What a secret, oh, what a secret! Better keep it, you better keep it.
Janitor Joe: Don't rat me out, or you'll get cut.
All: Zip your lips and keep your big mouth shut.
Random High Schooler: Hey, I've got a secret too...I'm gay.
All: We know.
Drake: Since everybody's coming clean, I never learned to read. My locker's filled with crystal meth, and ecstasy, and weed. And I've got another secret, that you never would have guessed. I was born with my heart on the outside of my chest!
All: What a secret, oh, what a secret! Better keep it, you better keep it.
Drake: I also only have one nut.
All: Zip your lips and keep your big mouth shut.
All: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! YAY!!!!!
(Part II)
Voiceover: And now, back to Disney's High School Musical.
Cheerleader #3: Hey, everyone, I've got a secret, too!
Drake: Really? What is it?
Cheerleader #3: I've got Juvenile Diabetes!
Cheerleader #1: Bummer. Wanna sing about it?
Cheerleader #3: Sure!
Cheerleader #3: When my insolin levels get out of whack, I can have a stroke, or a heart attack. I...oh crap...CANDY BAR! CANDY BAR!
All: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! WOOHOO!
*I dont own this video I got it from ElCuCuy23
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