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@BzzaRe01 Yeah girls are never funny.

Fat people aren't funny; they are pathetic and disgusting.

@frankiebaby725 I agree. He's not funny at all.

Lol massive fail. Dumbass Christians

It is pathetic to see this slut using her boobs to get attention.

I'm ashamed to be Australian after watching this video. Atheism is ON THE RISE in literally every civilised country. Countless studies have proven an inverse correspondence between education and religiousness. The premise of this ridiculous video is just incorrect and dishonest.

A little hard to respect an hysterical wigging-out bitch who is supposed to be a judge...

LOL Bill is so obviously scared and shaken by the threat, but he's making this pathetic attempt to appear indifferent. Fucking ignorant wanker

Lol massive fail for dumbshit Bill

You're clearly Australian so why do you talk in that wanky British accent?

This chick is fucking rad. So cool

So fucking cool

Megan is a fucking disgusting skank and her thumbs are just bonus skangage

LOL niburu. There has never once been a correct end-of-world prophecy (obviously). What is the poster of this stupid video going to do when 2013 rolls around? Take the videos down and slip quietly away? Pathetic, immature and unintelligent.

Kirby is such a fucking mad dog. Total legend.

Lol La Trobe University - what a shithole.

Congrats on picking the 10 absolute lamest scenes Jim Carrey ever did.

@Chisim12 I think Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are excellent analogies for Christianity. It's all mythology, historical or not. God is like Dumbledore. Or the angels are like the elves. Satan is Sauron. The themes never change. It actually gets a bit boring. Lol christians.

"What kind of plague?"

"...what?"

Lol christians

@GasconyKid LOL wtf Canon Law? Dumb cunt.

LOL fat people

@jayliew1 That's because this music is mainly formal. It's not scored for instruments as such. And the Art of Fugue wasn't scored for anything in particular. The concern is just with the voices and the relations they have with one another.

0:48 "........cool story bro."

Thought experiment: imagine an ugly or plain-looking woman with Helen's playing ability. Would you listen to her for one second? NO. Ergo, Helen Grimaud is an AWFUL PIANIST.

Why can't anyone else see that she is an awful pianist? Are they too busy looking at her face? It's like she is doing construction work or something, bashing away like that. But I'd fuck her.

Is that like a portable kitchen on wheels?

@calico992 I think you can get off your horse. It's common knowledge that 'classical' music refers doubly to the actual classical period and to all art music. Classical music in the second denotation just means any music written for a serious purpose and for traditional instruments.

@janicezany The whole point with Mozart is that it needs to sound effortless. It's not so much that Mozart wrote difficult music, but that making the music sound simple and impulsive is itself very difficult.

What is a 'treachy'?

@LMJ314142 Well it must be weird being a percussionist. Because you're constantly surrounded by real musicians playing real instruments with some actual talent and knowledge of music. But all you can do is hit things that are already pitched for you. And even then that's only occasionally. It mu...

Since when do dictionaries have past tense verbs in them?

lame

@UkPR0 It's not funny if you just copy the comment from somewhere else.

Uguh...ghagha...guguh...WTF

I wanna fuck this dumb bitch.

Na, fuck that west coast shit man, I want some of that hardcore east coast flavour.

@McNachos64 Wow, thank you so much for sharing. Can you elaborate? Do you have time? I feel like my appreciation of the film could be enhanced by more of your self-congratulatory bullshit.

This is a film. Watching this film and saying "oh, that's not accurate" is like reading Tacitus or Dio Ca...

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I don't get it - if a diver without flippers or gear can dive down and swim back up, why couldn't the surfer?

Wtf just tuck it up through your pants.