jewvinillejew

i am a awesome cia agent who has 2003992881728372375346587465786387465 girlfriends and 1787029843948 wifes. i have killed many people and survived many explosions i am also extremly rich and awesome.i think the most valuble lesson i learnt in life is that u shouldnt sneeze with a mouthfull of food. one second ur enjoying a bagel and lox with ur date...the next second ur visiting her in the er traumatized cause she just saw a grown man blow out a pound of mucusy lox the size of a fist out of his nostril which is the size of an olive.heres a joke: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? one stops sucking after u smack it. ahhahahahhahahah

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