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A she-monkey finding it hard to learn and reproduce the moves and lines she was asked to perform - either vocally or visually. Poor Whitney!...

Please allow me that very private joke - for French-speaking people only: if Hilary had a baby boy, what would he be called? Ted, of course! Ted Duff=EggHead in French, isn't it.... HILARYous???

An anecdote about this song: I was influenced to hear 'China Town' instead of 'Shadows" - which were the actual lyrics, I was sure ! China Town had no meaning at all, but it was THE joke. Not so funny now, I must admit...

Honestly, I don't understand why Minaj and MIA are there - I mean on the song and on the vid. They bring nothing at all, except vulgarity maybe (esp. MIA) : if that's what Madonna wanted, it's well done. But otherwise...

@EdnaFrom85 And you say wot: She didn't.. What did she do with all her productions, then... No lyrical voice, no dancing skills, she had to find something different. 'What was it? is the only relevant question onto the subject... Her results: mitigeous. Poor JJ!!!

Yelle=une horreur, cette 'reprise'! Quant aux 'boys', un peu maigres, pas trop sexy. Bref, du taf en perspective!!!

Good job, Ms Lucy!!! Very pleasant to watch and so respectful to our QOP, Madonna. Bravo!!!

@skotmf At least did she give her own special voice to it: and that's nothing we can forget. It has therefore more than much to do with Madonna

@msvioletrose4u216 Was? I'm in shock... Please, don't kill the bee before saying there's no more honey!

Try to guess: there's only one genuine model among that Circus Band! Tyson Ballou is his name: and he's not hard to pick up from that bunch!

@darkebony Do you mean the 'wave'? You know what, I think (actually, I'm sure) it was done on purpose

Did it really make a hit in the US? It's... just making me speechless.

What I really like about this version is the fact that Michael Jackson's voice is not that present: all room given to Diana, Gibb and the guitar. Good idea!

@dmacontop Do you mean Hammer pants... like MC Hammer? Ridiculous at that time already! You gave me a good laugh, TY dmacontop!

Bon, bien sûr, la traduction "Tes larmes sont mes baisers" n'a pas une résonance directe en français, mais on s'en fiche: Elsa + Enrique dans le clip et la voix châtrée du latino, c'est mieux qu'un porno, non ? Au moins, on ne culpabilise pas.. à moins que ?

Sorry! Nothing against you: but the vid just amounts to nothing without Elsa Benitez - despite the interest of your lyrics to it :)...

Does it really refer to Eurythmics' "Sweet Dreams"? Though the song is completely different, I must say I hear signs of both respect to the English duet and unbridled creativeness in LaBouche's song. Melanie's voice is one of the never-to-be-forgotten things life offers you.

Flabby buttocks, no breast, pallid skin: Ugh!!!

We've never got to know this TV-host in Europe, but she sounds like a haggler: she looks terrible - even some 13 years ago. Hope Whitney got used to composing with that kind of people...

Poor Whitney... Already "caught" by, let's say, a bad cold at that time, I guess... Not an accomplished vocalist - almost a cover-singer for most of her hit-songs, never a dancer - what was her place in the show-biz? That's what killed her... You passed away too early, Whit! RIP, WH...

The best colour any spring has ever taken...

@HenryTheDuke You certainly mean "Celebrate your Life" - unavailable, alas...

Let's enjoy all pieces available, all the less!..

@NorwegianProdigy Please, review your People list before whatever you may come to evoke... !

Bad choice from this song's writers/composers/producers: it would have no doubt been a hit if sung by a voiceful singer, a genuine artist, a woman with something to say. Not the case at all: pity for this worthy creation, lacking emotion in its resulting peformance...

@adidaslover19 Not very kind to Fergie... Let's say an attractive well-preserved mare, then!!! But I understood you meant the horse-like punctuation sound - strange, indeed!

@takemetomedani Trying to imitate Madonna unsuccessfully, maybe?

In this vid, Janet is as elegant as an ape would be - and I love animals! Let's say if a robot could learn how to dance, maybe Janet would be good... at teaching I mean. Terrible comparison for JJ: dancing will never be about stubborn hard-working only, but about grace and sharing.

Just one question: does Adele know?

How is it that Elton never ever made duets such like this - I mean with talent, fun and humility? To me, Kiki's voice sounds like something between Frida's and Nancy's - something bright, pleasant and heavenly. Good job, Kiki!!!