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Hey hey!!! How's it goin'? I love Jesus and am a strong Christian. I love to hang out with all of my friends. Almost all of my friends go to my church, if not all! They are amazing people of Christ. I am so thankful for great friends! Aren't you? I also love my family which consists of my sister, brother, adopted brother, mom, & dad! I'm homeschoolED I'm NOT a homeschoolER!!! There IS a difference! Look up "Homeschooled????" and watch the video. The girl is HILARIOUS!!! you should check her out! So...YES, I do communicate with the "outside world". As in public school people. Not to offend anyone, going to a public school is OKAY! Anyways, with that said, I'm saying, I homeschool and am proud of it! Random fact: I love the color blue! What's your favorite color? Okay, got to go. One more thing: I love everyone and especially God. Sorry, I lied, one more thing:

All thanx for this channel goes to Karen @ shinegirl96! Thanx girl!

Girls
are like apples
on trees.The best ones
are on the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that are not so good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality,they're AMAZING. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along,the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the
top of
the tree
All girls paste this on to your page Yay!




A black man went into a restarant and the white man at the till said "coloured people aren't allowed here. the black man said...
"When i was born i was black
when i'm hot i'm black
when i'm cold i'm black
when i'm sick i'm black
and when i die i'll be black But...

When you were born you was pink
when you are hot you are red
when you are cold you are blue
when you are sick you are green
and when you die you'll be purple.
and you're calling me coloured?
Paste this on your file if your against racism.

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Put this on your profile if you are AGAINST abortion. (I made the little girl. All rights go to me.) P.S you can erase the periods. It wouldn't let it look like this without them for me.

20 things to do on an elevator:

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. call your mum off of your cell phone and tell her there is a weird looking person with a enormous nose stood next to you in a loud voice.
3. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
4. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey Greg. How's your day been?"
5. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
7. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
8. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
9. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
10. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
11. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
12. Swat flies when they don't egsist.
13. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
14. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
15. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
16. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
17. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
18. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passergers.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
20. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

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