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@ExtremlyFail You suck at spelling "extremely" douche bag.

@Inquisitor53 I think you should stop putting mammalian species up your ass while typing... You seem to be posing more of a threat than any python I've ever met.

I've only watched about 40 secs of this video and I'm about 85% sure you're stoned.

I've cooled my males and females (balls) and it's raining here in the NW nearly everyday. I've paired several adults together, and I have not witnessed any breeding. Sometimes with certain females the tail wagging occurs, but the males haven't taken any interest in courting.

Do you have any tips?

JUSTIN BIEBER?

Nice car. How much to ship it from Somalia?

Smart people use linux. Stupid people make youtube videos on why you shouldn't use linux. With that said, suck my balls.

I would like to see more of the complex ball python morphs. Few people have them and even fewer know how they came to be. I have a hard time keeping up and this is education everyone could use.

I'd plasti dip the sh*t out of that!

This is the last episode of your show I will have to watch from Afghanistan. Finally going home back to my snakes. =)

@BongoOldChap Yeah... sitting parked in your car video taping cops and buildings is suspicious. There's no reason to be doing that. I suppose you think sitting outside of a school video taping kids is normal as well.... *sigh*

@XfreakinD The Marine Corps is the closest thing.

These videos take forever to buffer from Afghanistan.... As I wait, I really hope I get to see Chewy get bit in the face.

Oh I know those guys... they all soap each other up in the shower... and they love various lotions that smell like flowers.

This dude looks like a little bitch.... Lead by example, and in your case that means shutting your mouth and lifting some weights faggot.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

So after seeing this I think we can all agree that a well dropped bomb here will do some good, yes?

At least the guy in the Porsche doesn't have two chins.

Get life, you're not making anything better, you're just being annoying and distracting the cops. You're probably a registered sex offender anyway... go kill yourself.

The cop did his job, and you're a fucking moron. You say he was following you, and clearly he was on the side of you and you continued to behave idiotically. Then you run your mouth and act like a crack head, insult him, and say you were assaulted many times. He probably thought you had a drug...

This is what happens when you give Mexicans a camera and they steal a car. Go die somewhere in your slums scumbags!

The 2nd guy normally spends all that energy fucking his goats, but today he wanted to be special.

@Wawtable The pirate kid? Yeah, he was cool too.

@mbpeel61 Too bad it was the Jews that had them killed and the government was in on it. wake-upbeforeitstoolate(dot)com

NO FIGHT.... JUST A FAT KID WITH FOOD IN HIS MOUTH

I want to work there.

That loud girl needs to get slapped in the fucking mouth.

Why does this girl look like a man that is trying to look like a girl? wtf

For your first tattoo you should get your logo... and don't get it somewhere stupid where it's hidden. Inner forearm would be good for a starting place.

By logo I mean that black snake with the glowing eyes.

1:39 Backseat girl looks like Shrek.... lol wtf

Fuck Auto Tune!

BOXXY + STFU = 100X Better

Yeah, "blown" supercharger is more like it. Good luck ripping someone off with that thing.