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Randomosity with Jebus jesushatesgoats 61 views yeah... went to the shoppes with a friend, i had a chocolate pound cake and was eating twizzlers, we went into American Eagle and she was looking at something. I got bored ...
Jebus vs. Wasabi jesushatesgoats 147 views so, i went out to lunch with my friends the other day, and he challenged me to take a shot of wasabi. so i got my other friend to record this, and i am now realizing 3 thin...
Jebus vs. Box jesushatesgoats 85 views this was taken on my camera phone while i was working at a pumpkin patch. we get bored so very easily, so we try to entertain ourselves anyway possible
The Jebus has been Tagged!!! jesushatesgoats 97 views yep. my tagged vid. now i cant be tagged anymore. SUCK IT!!!
The Random Ass Spanish Project of Awesomeness jesushatesgoats 155 views several classmates and i were required to do a video news report for spanish last year. here is that video, but without the live introductions, so you'll just have to sit t...
Jebus vs. Milk jesushatesgoats 214 views yeah, i've had this video on my camera forever, and i just got it onto my computer. now im putting up a random ass vid of me jumping on a milk carton. enjoy
jebus's random vid of himself jesushatesgoats 310 views yh... this was recorded on my cell phone, so dont complain about how bad it looks and sucks balls. its random, deal with it pplz
10,000 Spartans jesushatesgoats 6,026 views here's my vid. i've been planning to make it for a while now, and here it is. (finally)
Birthday Gift jesushatesgoats 242 views this vid is for emily and angila, whose b-day was on monday. here ya go guys. ^^
Pics of Me jesushatesgoats 316 views here's some pics i took of myself at a solarboat workshop back in november

About when life gives you lemons, squeeze them over fish tacos

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Feb 17, 2012

Date Joined

Jun 24, 2007

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Quotes I like:

"No one will make a great leader who wants to do it all or get all the credit for doing it." -Andrew Carnegie

"One man with courage is a majority."
-Andrew Jackson

"A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down."
-Arnold H. Glasow

"The trouble with the future is that it usually arrives before we're ready for it."
-Arnold H. Glasow

"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen." -Benjamin Franklin

"Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do."
-Bruce Lee

"The thought manifests the word; the word manifests the deed; the deed develops into habit; the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care, and let it spring from love born out of concern for all beings." -Buddha

"If you ain't laughing, then you ain't living!" -Carlos Mencia

"Often the real test of courage is not to die, but to live." -Conte Vittorio Alfieri

"The wise man looks at death with honesty, dignity and calm, recognizing that the tragedy it brings is inherent in the great gift of life." -Corliss Lamond

"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him." -David Brinkley

"I've come too far to just roll over and lay dead." -Fight Paris

"This is certain, that the man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well."
-Francis Bacon

"Take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something." -Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." -George Carlin

"You're never beaten until you admit it."
-George S. Patton

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart."
-Helen Keller

"Right has no meaning... Truth has meaning- as a direction."
-Henry Drummond "Inherit the Wind"

"There are four kinds of people in this world: those in love, the ambitious, the observers, and the stupid. The most happy are the stupid." -Hippolyte Taine

"You take people as far as they will go, not as far as you would like them to go."
-Jeannette Rankin

"One ought, everyday at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words."
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

"Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.
Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow."
-Langston Hughes "Dreams"

"It is only with the heart that one can see clearly." -The Little Prince

"We don't know who we are until we see what we can do." -Martha Grimes

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." -Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Weird is the new normal, and sanity is for crazies" -Jacob Morales

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Nelson Mandela

"Action is the foundational key to success." -Pablo Picasso

"The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and still on your feet." -Stephen King

"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." -Steve Prefontaine

"Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go." -Sylvia Robinson

"Don't worry about yesterday, because yesterday has already past. Don't worry about tomorrow, because tomorrow is the future. But enjoy today, because today is the greatest present of all." -Unknown

"Do not leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love" -Unknown

"Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever." -Unknown

"Nobody dies a virgin, because life screws you everyday." -Unknown

"Sometimes we focus too much on the closed door, when we could be looking out the open window." -Unknown

"What would life be, if we had no courage to attempt anything?" -Vincent Van Gough

"When you are in doubt, be still and wait. When doubt no longer exists for you, then go forward with courage. So long as mist envelops you, be still. Be still until the sunlight pours through and dispels the mists as it surely will. Then act with courage."
-White Eagle

"Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."
-William Jennings Bryan

"Only God can judge me." -2Pac

"If it's stupid but works, it ain't stupid" -#2 Murphy's Laws of Combat

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United States

Occupation

12th grader, professional idiot, sublynal analyst

Companies

Flying Taco Productions (in association with Irreversal Productions), RapeX, and McLovin 'N Co.

Schools

crappy high school

Interests

i like to play sports, work out, hang with friends, go to the movies, play video games, perform stupid stunts, and eat brownies. soon to make new vids

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