I went on holiday to France once, I did a lot of squatting over toilets, nowhere near in the hundreds though. You guys should see a doctor or get some milk of magnesia or something.
Sorry to say this but it's widely considered that the whole thing was staged. If you look at it carefully you can see that Clapton's strap isn't on correctly to begin with and he gives it a gentle nudge on the main body of the guitar causing it to fall off. Either way, doesn't take awa...
This in Hull?