FUCK YOU YOUTUBE STAFF MONKEYS FOR INTER-RAPING MY CHANNEL!!

Oh please you need to sit your virgin ass down. I could pay a prostitute to have sex with you and your knees would be shaking more than Japan during an earthquake. If she touched your little toothpick dick, you would cum and then that shit would fall off. Stop pretending, no one believes a word you say. You just lie, lie, and lie to make yourself seem relevant and cool, and it is just so pathetic! One of these days you'll learn that youre worthless, ugly trash that will probably commit suicide in a year and half. Make sure to put your freakish collection of knives to use!

She's dead and her bones are stale, just like your personality. And your furious attitude after I called your penis small leads me to believe that your dick isnt much longer than your finger nails. If it wasn't true, you would have just ignored it, but NO! Your insecurities are shining brighter than a thousand suns! Now we know that you use ONLY your thumb and index finger to beat your meat 4 times a day. Let's say hypothetically you did have sex with Kat (which is clearly hypothetical because of your admittance to being a virgin), because your dick is so small after you finish three rounds, she would have asked "Is it in yet?" Please sit down because you have less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant! Consider your Christmas goose COOKED!!

Before my grandfather passed he told me that "life is shorter than Jeremyirissarri's dick, so enjoy it to the fullest and achieve everything you can" Guess what? I am! I have moved on from the deaths of Kat and my grandfather and have made something of myself. I am a mogul! Life is real, there is money that needs to be made! The more money i have the better I sleep at night, and you can trust that I sleep VERY well. I am VERY rich bitch! When you see walking success like me, dont hate it, emanate it! Learn it, live it, love it!

The funny thing is that my first page will have more in that than your entire penile life. I am a rich and famous student, actor, singer, writer, socialite, and humanitarian. There is just so much to say in this book! Come back to me when achieve one iota of what I have. All I see is jealous oozing out of those many many oily pores on your rotten face! Each pimple on your defected face represents something that I have achieved that you never will, and trust me, there is many of them! You can't compete with me, that is why you try to get your superiors (Joerogan +nitwit company) to post bullshit on my wall. You are more sad and pathetic than the starving and underprivileged children I help.

Hmmm, Hate more, all I see is hate comments on your status :/

You know what you corn-faced buck-tooth bitch, you are the grimiest person I have ever had the regret of talking to! I hope you get a real life instead of just jerking it to Youtube fights! Pathetic ass bitch! You are nothing but a monkey with a motherfuckin wig on and can't do anything with your sorry ass life but be on Youtube! Your neck is going to get snapped on these days! Watch your back bitch! Now excuse me while I get back to writing my multi-million dollar inspirational autobiography. When I'm finished, I'll send you an autographed copy for being such a loyal fan.

Drivel, drivel, drivel, that is all you spew. Even if I gave you all my personal information including my social security number and bank account info, you wouldn't do a damn thing. You are a weak, pathetic, lying, manipulating mother fucker, face it! You are over! No one gives a fuck about you, while everyone is clamoring for some of my attention and fame. I'm the giant, and you're the ant, now prepare for a stomping!

Oh but that is my real address! I want to prove how phony you little fucks are! I DARE you guys to come to my luxurious and expensive home! You are just mad being I am exposing you guys as the fakes you are. Talking all that trash over youtube of all places. Pa-the-tic! We both know at the end of the day who is the rich, famous, charitable mogul, and that is me! However I will get down to whoop some ass if I need to, but you pussies are too scared to come! I give you my address and yet you guys just come with more bogus threats! I have talents beyond belief, something that you clearly jealous of. Don't hate me because you can't be me bitch!

You know what I find funny? the fact that you and your little fuck buddies (RoeJogen and that other irrelevant piece of shit) sit on each others pages and talk about me all day. You guys literally live for me! You think your gonna beat my ass, you think you stronger and more powerful than me. But let me enlighten you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP! You don't stand a chance against me. I wear the fucking throne around here! Know your place as a peasant and get back to your duties! You can't even hold a candle to my chandelier! Know your place fool!