You know it's true. YouTubers love Gays, Asians, and kittens. And so do I! However, I'm no
You know it's true. YouTubers love Gays, Asians, and kittens. And so do I! However, I'm not any of them...so I have to sing about them instead set to the tune of "If I Had $1,000,000" by Barenaked Ladies. It's all meant in good fun, and you can find the links of all referenced youtuber phenoms below, go check them out!
And yes, I know that the quality was a bit sub-par. Just pretend I'm a gay asian kitten, and that will make it OK. :)
Smosh:
http://www.youtube.com/user/smosh
sxephil:
http://www.youtube.com/user/sxephil
whatthebuckshow:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WHATTHEBUCKSHOW
MRirian:
http://www.youtube.com/user/MRirian
itschriscrocker:
http://www.youtube.com/user/itschriscrocker
kevjumba:
http://www.youtube.com/user/kevjumba
Lyrics:
If I were a gay asian kitten
(if I we're a gay asian kitten)
well, I'd dominate youtube
(I would dominate youtube)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
I'd make the front page of youtube
(Like all those clips of family guy)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
People would watch me and not know why
(but they probably watch you anyway)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You'd subscribe
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I'd be the most famous person you know)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I wouldn't have to put effort into my videos)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I could just wear eyeliner and throw a sheet over my head)
Yeah and just scream about some loser celebrity you'll never meet
Or you could like use your nicely manicured paws to play around on the keyboard
Oh, or you could just stare into the camera with your ginormous eyes and wave and flash peace signs like that asian magibon girl
(I don't think she's really asian)
Oh
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
Well, I'd buy me a prius
(How very gay and trendy of you)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
Well I'd film myself drivin the prius
(but you'd crash cause you're a cat or you're asian)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
I'd get like 1000 subscribers a day
(yep, like chris crocker or kevjumba)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You'd subscribe
If I were a gay asian kitten
(My views and honors would be so high)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I would have to deal with a straight white guy)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I'd make my own webshow where I just talk about stuff)
Yeah like just talk about whatever's happening, but act like you're on speed while you're doing it
(You mean catnip.)
Yeah. And then people would leave you comments like "Gay", but it wouldn't be an isult cause you really would be gay!
(And I'll bet they'd also leave comments like "asian" and "kitten")
Yeah, probably!
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
Well I'd make my own lolcats
(Oooh all those crazy misspelled words)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
My vids would get all the views
(Especially if the still has a picture of breasts)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
I wouldn't have to make these lame songs
(and this song is pretty lame)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You'd subscribe
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You would click
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Comedy parody of Brenda Dickson's 'Welcome to my Home' - PART 2. ALL thanks to user: Mandy
Comedy parody of Brenda Dickson's 'Welcome to my Home' - PART 2. ALL thanks to user: MandyKimper for this priceless gem. WARNING: This time Brenda is coarse, crass, vulgar and uses analogies & euphemisms. Brenda was Jill Abbott from the Y&R.
*NEW* WECOME TO MY INTERVIEW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79MBEFSnDTI
(A word for word re-enactment)
WELCOME TO MY HOLIDAY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDc0iX4uqcA
WELCOME TO MY AWARD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hKwIXugCWw
www.DevenGreen.com
FACE FULL OF FASHION - Inappropriate T-shirts with your favorite Brenda sayings:
www.cafepress.com/devengreen
FAN CLUB:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5693784317
Audio © 2008 Deven Green
All Rights Reserved.
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*****IMPORTANT Video Responses:*****
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mABwAqcTseM
http://w
*****IMPORTANT Video Responses:*****
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mABwAqcTseM
http://www.youtube.com//watch?v=Z8xxFQczi4E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMMlqRNMTkI
YouTube's video-response system is really screwing up for me, so the above are some videos meant as responses that YT's system did not add. I apologize to all for the inconvenience. I have the video set to automatically accept responses; if it does not add it, I will place the link here.
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Reposted from brettkeane (who got it from who knows where).
Wanted to use AudioSwap to make the audio better.
As this is satire, the use of the video should be legal.
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Flight of the Conchords performing their song "Business Time."
Flight of the Conchords performing their song "Business Time."
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PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE, AND SHARE...or Doomsday will come for you! THIS IS NOT A PARODY (f
PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE, AND SHARE...or Doomsday will come for you! THIS IS NOT A PARODY (for those who keep asking what it's spoofing). Also, please share with every single person you know, especially anyone who works at a record label, and help me spread my music. ALL OF MY SONGS ARE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD ON MY MYSPACE SITE (www.myspace.com/jamesatwar), you can also find all my lyrics there.
This newest creation is a tribute to my dog, Doomsday, whom I am quite fond of. I decided to make it after many people ACTUALLY asked me if my dog was really dead (see Blame Halo 3 video). Obviously, he is alive and well, and we should all fear for our lives. Of course, in reality Dooms is the sweetest dog I've ever owned. He's a real life Scooby Doo who is lazy and scared of everything.
I hope that everyone will have the common sense to know that Dooms was NOT hurt during the making of this video...but I was hurt numerous times as Doomsday's tail is practically a lethal weapon (anyone who has owned a Great Dane can tell you).
Enjoy my first video of 2008. I know I don't put them out often, but I hope you find them to be amusing when I do. Please send it to your friends (use the SHARE button), rate, comment, subscribe, blah blah blah...Thanks again for watching!
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Added: 6 months ago
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Comedy. Music Video by Jon Lajoie.
www.youtube.com/jonlajoie
Comedy. Music Video by Jon Lajoie.
www.youtube.com/jonlajoie
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Pointless Profanity TV show. Hilarious. By Jon Lajoie. For episode 2 click here:
http:
Pointless Profanity TV show. Hilarious. By Jon Lajoie. For episode 2 click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFoEKcf01qs
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Added: 1 year ago
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Part time janitor John Ruster becomes friends with God... literally. www.jonlajoie.com
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Views: 1,001,591
Subscribe if you like it! This is a parody of Akon's "Sorry, Blame It On me" all about H
Subscribe if you like it! This is a parody of Akon's "Sorry, Blame It On me" all about Halo and its destructive addictive properties. Once again, my video editing skills and equipment are not superb, so just enjoy it for what it is, OK? OKAY!?!?
THE DOG IS NOT FRIGGEN DEAD PEOPLE...IT'S A JOKE.
Okay.
Don't forget to chaeck out my other vids and come visit me on myspace! See ya round.
James
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