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"Warriors, come out to PLAY-YAY!"

"Oh, meow, the colors..."

As a drummer myself in the '80s I proclaimed "NEIL PEART IS GOD" with a black Sharpie on the front of my Trapper Keeper. Of course, Neil Peart's talent is merely on loan from God. However, having seen both Neil and Stewart Copeland in concert, I can confirm that HE FUCKIN' BLOWS AWAY STEWART COP...

Well, the trains on the 7 utilize the switch at Queensboro Plaza to gain access to the N, so they can go from the A division to the B division. Up at the Concourse Yard, there's trackage for the same purpose.

I once saw Laila on Vegas Strip. I told her, "You ain't so bad! You punch like a GIRL!" Excusing herself from signing autographs for her many admirers, she walked up to me and PUNCHED me like a GIRL, all right. I spun around about a dozen times before my face hit the sidewalk--which in itself is ...

Lita Ford...turns my Whitesnake...Deep Purple.

Gabriel, I just wanted to let you know I've watched "Hot And Fluffy" DOZENS of times since I bought it, and I STILL get a headache from laughing so hard. I mean, O.K., you're material is fantastic--you know, real-life with most humorous interpretation. But what puts it over the top are the voices...

As for you, MisterProdigy, yes, Madonna has done all of the things you say are conveniently overlooked--because she is otherwise not nice. Madonna needs to take herself a business trip to a Celine Dion post-show meet-and-greet to learn first-hand how to treat the fans who all but worship her.

There's a homemade laxative which combines vodka and prune juice. It's called a "pile driver."

I can't put my finger on it, but there's something about Nick that reminds me of Leonard Nimoy. Whatever it is, I like it!

Evan...now that's a good kid right there. You're a fine Dad to say the least, Paul!

When I was in high school in the mid-'80s, I took a Sharpie and wrote "NEIL PEART IS GOD" on the front of my Trapper Keeper. And yes, friends and neighbors, his last name is, indeed, pronounced "PEERT."

Ah. Kimm...SOOO beautiful...and so EMPTY! I've dated blow-up dolls with more substance than you! You know who's beautiful to me? Jo from "The Facts Of Life," that's who! Yeah, gimmee a woman who can use a clutch! There! Now THAT'S SEXY!

Oh...my...GOD! I feel as if I'd died and gone to NYCTA Heaven! Seriously, you know what this all reminds me of? No kidding, it really looks like the West End Line in Brooklyn--in miniature! MAGNIFICENT LAYOUT! Enjoy it! You've earned it!

Hey, ya know, the '60s era Batmobile isn't half-bad, either, though I still love "The Jenn-rul" the most. I'll allow the '77 "Bandit" Trans Am, too. "I'll need a car to run blocker for the truck." "A speedy car." "Speedier than that."

Hey Beach Boys, I think you need to climb into your "Little Deuce Coupe" or "409" and "...Get Around" to check out the Puerto Rican girls in New York City. One look at who "the cutest girls in the world" REALLY are and you'll start re-penning all your odes in honor of ladies named Carmen, Yolanda...

Ya know what I would do if I were Roger Rabbit? I'd plant my face in between Jessica's BIG bosoms'n go B-B-B-B-WEE-OOO!

One of these days, the TBTA will detach both bridges from Broad Channel, transforming it into the new Atlantis.

Neil Peart- "Ding didda POP ding, didda POP ding ding, didda POP ding, didda POP ding ding, didda POP ding, didda POP ding ding, didda POP TSHHH, TSHHH, POP digga TSHHH..."

I've always thought that if Little Richard went straight, he'd be Morris Day.

The next New Yorker who calls this thing "Duh Verrin-ZAH-noh Bridge" is gonna get a punch in the mouth .

Hey, check it out! That's Pinky Tuscadero driving Lucifer!

A Dodge...Coronet? Heyyy...wait a second...that's not right!

The car at 0:43 is a D-Type Triplex. They were in service from February 1925 to July of 1967, primarily on the Brighton- ("B") and Sea Beach ("N") lines.

A tribal volcano of erupting psychedelia, this songs KICKS ASS!

If Little Richard went straight, he'd be Morris Day!

BA-WOOSH!

Did you hear about the rooster who was sent to jail for domestic violence? Yeah, he was caught choking his chicken! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...

Feed the fighting-dog breeders and owners to their own goddamn dogs!

You know what should be done with the bastards who breed dogs to fight for their pleasure? Very simple! You strip the motherfuckers naked, lather their asses in barbecue sauce, AND FEED THEM TO THEIR OWN DOGS! That'd end this activity RIGHT QUICK!

What a wonderful layout! More power to ya, bro!

Yes, Bruce Kulick was the best of all of the KISS lead guitarists. Just witness him and Ace playing alongside one another on "KISS Unplugged." If that doesn't quell the naysayers, well, they're just a buncha fuckin' ignorant, tone-deaf retards. But hey, I hear Vinnie's workin' quality-control for...

Jake E. Lee could have ten broken fingers and STILL outplay ANY of Ozzy's other guitarists any day of the week. End of story.

The Webster's Dictionary defines a cigar as, "a breath-freshener for those who eat shit."