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David Blaine should go there and do some magic and be a god. He could impregnate their women and if their warriors have any problems with it, pull the desert eagle and reign the wrath of god down into them. Make the men suck each other off and form human pyramids and give the thumbs up sign for ...

Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Nas and Big

Pac Nas OR Big. God

Chong ching it rooks leal!

So fake

I cant believe you're not famous. I'm sure it won't be long, just found your stuff tonight have been listening for like 5 straight hours, no lie.

He plays "Jizzards of Skeetinher face" with Selena Gomez daily

@zeustruth "you have not proven that souls do not exist", another idiot trying the "prove it doesn't exist" arguement. Ok, prove that unicorns DON'T exist. No, tool, the burden of proof lies on YOU, to prove that it DOES exist. When you make childish, stupid claims, YOU'RE the one that has to bac...

I wouldve burned it with a lighter on its face for like 45 seconds. Then see if its talking all that bullshit.

ITS A MIRACLE! THANK THE LORD HE HAS A FOOT IN HIS BRAIN! THANK GOD THANK YOU GOD! ITS A MIRACLE!

I enjoyed every minute of being pregnant and fat and ugly with heartburn and diareah and puking and being ugly. SHe has a foot in HER motherfucking brain.

Ahhh yes. it's a MIRACLE! HALELUJIA! How ever were they blessed so with the baby with no brain that cant see or hear or feel emotion or show emotion or be capable of lover or anger or anything at all. It just eats up money,shits, and sleeps. It's a goldfish with arms and legs. He will never talk ...

TITS or GTFO

number 11, get penis and testicles removed

Another example of a primative language creating a simple primative mind. At 152 you should be extremely intelligent, wise beyond anything anyone could imagine, like yoda. If she had alzheimers she wouldve had it 70 years ago, so she somehow escaped it, so there is no excuse for her ignorance and...

What a stupid primative language. "Da babby cries. Da babby cries." There is no translation that "The baby CRIED? or the baby IS CRYING?" Da babb cries. Da babby alive. We take da babby home, da babby has hunger. We feed babby. Da babby eats. Da babby sleeps. Da babby wakes up. Da babby cries. Da...

Yo yo why it be funny da dis mahn be propped op like dat? heem wanna be propped op so nowwa wanna no wha da newz wanna akt like eet a beeg deel? Heem wanna stanop so letta da man stanop. En mah conrree we cut a hool in da tio ofdeere ead, den we smokda ganja ot da top o dey heads mon. Das owey do...

@Duke03766 No he is NOT mentally impared, you can see clearly from his opening remarks that he has all of his facalties. He is a drunken crackhead piece of SHIT you idiot. He SOUNDS retarted because he is so fucking stupid and high on crack.

bebabooba you be not gib me no monays on da phone bill. Why i shoult hads? um cuz da phone be rangin an den affa bout a momf, da phone stopped rangin an i done axxed da phone company why da phone not be rangin no mo an dey sait "you not done gabe us da monay fa da phone billas monf" so how i post...

wow he really IS a crack head. Uhhh.....c..............Ok raymond we need another constanant....OK I GOT IT fuck.....uhhhh........c YOU SAID THAT ALREADy.. OK MOTHAFUCKA....uhhh......C....uh......R......C.......K.....Ok and a vowel...uh.....C...No a VOWEL...OK HONKEY..uhhh ....C....NO raymond do ...

@jdub53202 work for it, just like everyone else. Just because you grew up in the projects is not a good enough excuse anymore. Maybe in the 70s or 80s, but everybody has equal opportunity to go to school and get educated. I am a white man who grew up in HUD housing and there is no "poor white guy...

@jdub53202 makes a long string of spit from the dick to her mouth, then GULK GULK GULK GULK GULK GULK GULK GULK GULK GULK GULK and swollows it ALL ALL of it. Not a drop left over.

What a fucking tool who clearly doesnt understand evolution/mutation. An egg can start as a SINGLE CELL. So of COURSE the egg came first. The very first egg was not layed. It evolved from simpler organisms. The first egg born organism then "hatched" if you will, (although it was probably a very s...

How the fuck is this PROOF you MORON?

@C1aF1aGL5T3yzGrV um... how did you "found out that several thousand people reported seeing it as well"? Researched it HOW? WHO did these several thousand people report it TO? And who told you that they reported it? Sounds like BS to me.

This is the stupidest shit ive ever heard.You can do an experiment in zero G in a boeing jet. Release water, which will form a sphere. THere is no gravity in space so dust and particles that clump together and form planets would form spheres. Case closed.

wow a cluster of mylar baloons so obviously. gay

How do you now know you are about to SHIT. the french are truly a disgusting people.

What a nasty ass bitch

If i knew about that house, I would systematically kill everyone in the house, take as much as i could carry and live my life.

@mudkipping No, if you want to say "lightyears ahead of its time" it's NOT fine. Not when you are on the History channel and want to be taken seriously. Irregardless, for god sakes, and other stupid sayings are "figures of speech" but they don't make the speaker sound any less stupid.

rum tummy tummy rum tummy tummy rum tummy tummy HO HO HO HO HO HO I fucking HATE that song and i HATE that lady. rum tummy tummy rum tummy tummy it makes me want to smash her head with a brick and step on her brains barefoot and feel them squish through my toes rum tummy tummy rum tummy tummy ...

I can't tell if she is stupid or crazy or both. She looks like a man, that is one thing that's for sure. WTF is WRONG wtih her: WHY? Who the F is the intended audience for this video? That's what makes it fu**ing inSANE...that she is seemingly talking to herself. I don't understand her motive or ...

Not a very pretty girl at all, terrible lip synching, terrible choppy, uncoordinated white girl moves, poor choice of song if you were going for sexy. not sexy.