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Funk as hell and awesome sound quality.

This is some funky shit. I don't think the video really gets across the level of energy these guys put out.

I'm just gonna come out and say it... the guitar chords and arpeggios in this song are actually good. Minus the gay voice and hilarious lyrics, picture these guitars with sort of a Dokken-ish or mid-80s Ozzy style guitar and Geoff Tate singing some better lyrics.

Just sayin...

Man, you really need to cap off these videos with a longer recitation, maybe a few paragraphs worth.

I've largely mastered the extreme, stereotypical forms of these accents. What I can't do is get a handle on the more realistic, common variations on these foreign accents. For instance the majority of French speakers speaking English would not pronounce butter as "buttair" like Lumiere would. It'...

Bubble Bobble is a textbook case study of bad game design. Bubbles that behave unpredictably, levels that require more luck than skill, the inability to turn around without moving, utterly persnickety clipping, the excessive abstraction of gameplay, and the same dorky tune for 100 levels. It's a...

Godly. Fucking godly.

@DeepFriedTurds Yeah... this song is really better than Opeth. Better than Biomechanical. Better than Lamb of God. Better than Strapping Young Lad, Fear Factory, Ensiferum, or Tyr.

Right...

Definitely influenced by AC/DC but a cut above for sure, not least because Halford is 1000x better than any singer AC/DC could field.

Begging. Such an un-metal thing to do.

@metalmeltdown12 From British Steel through Turbo, all Dave Holland played were plodding AC/DC-grade drum lines with the weakest fills imaginable. It doesn't seem implausible that he suddenly started pounding out furious double-bass beats and frenzied fills only one album after the entire band's ...

The solo is one of KK Downing's finest moments. No annoying whammy histrionics. That high-pitched whining by Halford near the beginning is a major miscalculation though. It's just this side of weepy.

@Kujakuseki01 Says the guy in his parents' basement talking trash on YouTube videos...

His shriek is all treble. Needs some meat.

This song might be the best thing Halford ever did.

@morganix007 The vocalist is fine. He may not be Halford but he's got a great straightforward metal voice.

Great tune, but what's up with that weird cardboard-box bass drum sound? Roy Z is such a hack. Why didn't they hire Sneap or Townsend?

@FireGoldWolf Yep. That's why it sucked so bad. Tipton is a horrible producer, and an even worse lyricist.

God this song makes me want to strangle a megachurch pastor and watch his hate-preaching eyes pop out of his head.

0:36 Compare this to the opening riff in Slayer's "Disciple". Things that make you go hmmm.

Definitely the best song on Turbo... but then again it's the only song on Turbo that doesn't completely blow ass.

One of Priest's best songs, without a doubt. If only it had some deep slap bass.

This song just begs for Scott Travis's drumming.

Heavens to Megatron!

This rocks. It's a bit slower which just adds to the tension. I actually think it could have done with an industrial-ish "Subterfuge" type groove.

Aaaaarg! This song could have been a big radio hit if it weren't so porky. I say cut out the chorus and make the pre-chorus the main hook (it's 10x better). Ditch the lame bridge. And only use the second half of the solo. The sludgy production doesn't help. They should have hired Devin Townsend.

I remember back in 2001 when Priest announced the track names to each of the songs on Demolition. Strangely enough, the chorus of Metal Messiah sounds remarkably similar to how I had pictured it sounding based on the title. What I did not expect was the rapped verses. That sure pissed off the mul...

@spicymos I agree. This show has created entirely too cozy a relationship between mass media and law enforcement. Watching these cops grandstand makes me wonder what else they'll pull when they think a camera is on them (besides roughing up the camera man...). I say round up these sick fucks and ...

Thanks Equine Dion for ruining James Horner's beautiful melody.

@agdollpageantgirl You do realize Cora drowns, right?

@ElectricBlueStudios And Alien 3. And Braveheart. And Terminator 2. And Amadeus. And Downfall. And Gloomy Sunday. And American Beauty. And Gladiator. And Troy. And Alexander. And Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. And The Sixth Sense. And Romeo and Juliet. And Dawn of the Dead. And The Deer Hunter. An...

I say throw in a mongoose. See how the snake likes that.

I can't think of any other band that sounds like this. This is great!