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borderline insane

this is just bizarre

I have never felt so confused

I don't understand. What is happening? This new generation likes to confuse me, it wants me to fall over. Ok, fine then. I lose this game.

@drezler5 Hi. I'm your neighbor Bill. That was a great game of catch!!!

I actually heard that Letterman got really excited during this performance and he was kind of shaking in the background.

Is this that song about algernon the mouse?

They got lights! They got cameras!

Ok. This is what I call a "Walrus Poem", because it's like a large sloppy beast that might attack.

This is the music we'd be listening to if we'd lost world war two.

oh man!!! ohmaaaaannnnnnn!!!!! Time to freak out now !

Cigarettes destroy more lives than heroin, yet we do not execute people who sell tobacco. Alcohol causes more problems than all illegal drugs combined, yet we do not execute bartenders or liquor store owners. People are idiots.

This is hilarious.

I think the whole point of this was to make fun of the idea of the avante garde film.It seemed like an act of sarcasm.

wow, that was deep! it says a good deal about the semiotic implications of post-modern feminism. I'm glad that someone out there finally gets it. And his hair was perfect!

Is guess this is some kind of prank, yet it's really not funny. This really scared me.

the pointy objects were very menacing. So is this some kind of public service announcement? I am definitely going to get some cash together now. Thanks for the advice!

Did you consider perhaps placing the bag on your torso instead of your head? That's what I would have done. I like it though. I made a film kind of like this, yet it consisted of me breaking down a wall while dressed like a friendly cat. I had this huge smile the whole time, and the wall was comp...

It's like Charles Ives channeled through fiber-optic wire into outerspace then dropped down onto Manchester in 1986. That's what I call a good time. Manchester was great back in 1986. Lots of great food and good hard-working people.

There was this guy down the road who used to do stuff like this. He'd be like "hey guys, I ruined supper again! Too much garlic and the meatloaf's on fire." Nobody loved him.

All the fellas down at the local pavilion used to sing jazz out loud. These dopes with instruments are real weak

I am dizzy now. Yet I deserve to be dizzy, for I have ruined dinner yet again. Twice in a fortnight!