About this user
I enjoy music, movies, T.V., food, masturbating, picking fights with elderly people, throwing rocks at the homeless, explaining to orphans that Santa Claus won't bring them presents because they are the bastard children of adulterers, worshiping Satan, coloring, and surfing the internet.
Hometown
Homer
Country
United States
Occupation
I used to defang midgets, but we tried to unionize and were subsequently fired.
Companies
Wal-Mart
Interests
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I enjoy music, movies, T.V., food, masturbating, picking fights with octogenarians, throwing rocks at homeless people, explaining to orphans that Santa Claus won't bring them presents because they are the bastard children of adulterers, worshiping Satan, coloring, and surfing the internet.
