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@rage1331 hmmm okay --- dont get into a battle of wits, fucktard, cause you got no ammunition

@TomMolivan yeah, i see your point - very concise analysis - i just didn't like the call all in with mid pair... then i realized he's super short, so i guess he has to commit if he gets any decent piece of the flop. That said, shouldn't he shove pre-flop, being that short? probably same result, a...

gotta love steve bartlett at 6:07 - makes the sweet laydown and then holds his fist there til hellmuth tags him - awesome class my friend!

hellmuth is an excellent player technically, but he spews information like no other - that's easily his biggest weakness, and it's based entirely on ego - he always wants to save face, give a little speech, let everyone know what he folded (!) - jesus man - you're so talented.. why do you have to...

@imnotigerswoods efren reyes owns earl's ass and soul!! and he does it with class and grace - 2 things earl knows nothing about apparently. i'd love to see blomdahl take earl apart too - he would use earl for a dishrag

earl is a douche - he needs meds badly

ivey is bluffing - look at how he chews... so obvious....

@aptand vs raise and reraise? AJ looks pretty marginal by this point - you really want to play it sandwiched between two raisers and risk stacking off to AK or AQ? if hellmuth folds pre, sure she can jam, but not into 2 opponents - EZ fold

@liiisan80 haha i just posted the same thing then read your post... fkn haha :)

@leejames1982 yeah thats a great point - if youre not paying attention to all the moves, you can't read the opponents, and you're stuck just playing your cards

johnny chan at 4:09 lol

CHARGE BP FOR THE GULF OIL DISASTER FOR FUCKS SAKE! JAIL THE REAL CRIMINALS - THIS IS NOTHING BY COMPARISON

news flash to all you ultra-literal-minded nerds w/ no imagination - the guy is kidding around. perhaps he shoulda dubbed in a laugh track - maybe then y'all would get it.... 'how can you have pockets aces suited?.....' jesus

bad call, doorknob

chris was the janitor then...

stop playing those damn suited disconnectors - you'll be okay :)

nice to be on the other side of one of those for a change, eh?

@ThatKrookedVulture zeus digs him, but thinks he can be 'a little note-y'

i believe frank would approve

you're a little shit disturber! good job :)

Shaq playing for LSU in the 1990 NCAA tourney made a put-back jam that dwarfs all of these - he's coming down the lane as the shot rebounds, jumps just inside the freethrow line and grabs the ball about 3 feet above the rim and slams it - most monstrous dunk ive ever seen, and that includes NBA

unbelievable - hellmuth, the biggest mouth in poker, berating annette for 'inserting her opinion' sometimes that guy displays zero class

MJ might be the only player ever who could just 'decide' to win - massive skills, and the strongest will of any player ive seen

best bluff i've ever seen was when dwan 2 barrelled jc tran off a full house on the river, with a J on the flop, turn, and river - he knew what tran had, his story made sense every street, he had the guts to make the play, and, maybe most importantly considering the situation, he knew his man was...