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I miss Dave Chappelle. "N****, what the fuck is JUICE?!"

@ValeriesGal He did this one really great poem about his students. He taught at a deaf school, so he's fluent in ASL. It was epic and really powerful. It's called "Sign Language."

@Armenio1971 I fail to see how eating a sandwich while having sex and having Seether playing in the background is not an epic plan. Care to extrapolate?

This song makes me miss my childhood so hard.

@nafativedec I do. Often. It's a blessing. And a curse. Hahaha.

"I'm about to bomb you in the next five minutes. Be ready."

Just because I'm black and I like the Black Keys, that doesn't mean I'm an oreo. Even though...I am a little bit.

Just because I'm black and I like chicken, that doesn't make me ghetto. Except...I will tear fried chicken up.

Hahahaha...Love you, Luan!

The kitty winks at the end. That is very cute.

Granted. The trailer to this shit was actually a short film in and of itself. However, I think I might go to see it just to gauge what class of steaming pile of crap the movie will end up.

"Let's not get racial." Too late, baby. All I'm saying is if I'd even thought about asking about a turn to speak, I would have been dead at that point. The hit would not have started because I would have been dead long before that.

@Zepheonn Yep. I'm a September Libra, but all Libras get a hearty "WORD!" from me. Hahaha...

An interesting mix between Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holiday, but completely different also. Nice...

@jakethepoocake That's called a lie.

This reminds me of when I was in seventh grade. That was eight years ago and this is still awesome!

Don't lie. You know the first time you heard this song on the radio, you thought he was black. I did. Not even going to lie...

I'm sorry, but at one point, Yung Humma looks exactly like Katt Williams during his "this shit right here, nigga" bit. That look on his face is identical and I really don't care what anyone says.

136 people have never been the boss, the king, nor the shah.

This is amazing. I kind of wonder what happened when she went to class the next day. People must be saying all kinds of stuff to her about her video by now.

Skills, perhaps? I say, "yes."

I approve this message.

I just noticed. Is that Ke$ha in there?

I love how at the end, Justin is somewhat focused on one person. Normally, the person will smile at the camera and wave when the host says his or her name. Justin just starts talking to the girl next to him. Pimp...

Moral of the story: Watch out for crazy eyes. This was straight up Fatal Attraction. Sort of...

"I just want to go back to way things were." Um. No, Seth. No, you don't.

"However you want it. Just don't kiss me on the mouth." Ummm...I'm sorry? That's the fun of it. Then again, I'm not in the habit of picking up prostitutes, sooooo...

I wonder if she work not being crazy into her schedule. That would be pretty sweet actually.

1) She's doing a news report about cats like that one being thrown out of a car. I'm thinking the person had reason. 2) Did she just think the cat was possessed and, therefore, safe to hold while making all of those cute little yowling noises?

Yo, was that Estelle near the end that gave him the "I approve" look as he walked by?

@SuperGamer87 I don't think I could agree more even if I tried to. Well put, good Samaritan. Well put...

I just came. About ten times. I need a smoke now and a long nap.

I woke up this morning, thinking about how I needed to get my stuff done, but then I realized that I was hungry, so I made some food so I wouldn't be hungry when I needed to get my stuff done. However, I hadn't checked my Facebook, email, seen any System of a Down videos, or searched for random ...

@JGREEN3575 Oh...My bad. Hahaha...

I bet he had a way with the ladies in his day.

That said, I wish he were my grandfather.

@estebancasanova Between her and Kimya Dawson. They would be advisors for each other when one got tired of being Queen of Anti-Folk.