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I don't want birthday candles, just ignite a fellow human for me.

@DrxSlump To a point, yes, but can you say that a slice of toast is music? There are a lot of genres of music that I don't listen to or enjoy if I hear, but I can understand why people listen to them. I am a fan of some of Buckethead's music (not a massive fan, but still), yet I don't understand ...

@ShadowCrowX Not sure, but I'd imagine it must have influenced it in some way.

I'm so glad this doesn't say arrow to the knee.

Imagine if the pen ran out after 22 hours.

As you can see, shouting doesn't do much to the cheese, so I blew it up instead.

The solo was brilliant, but the best part was the bored look on your face half way though it :P

This was funnier when I was drunk.

I've seen a lot of people cover songs on youtube that are average at best, but this was great! Good job :)

The video would have had just an apt title with only the first five words.

So you can practice each one of them as a fragment.

Now I'm gonna melt your face.

That's not a water slide, its a wet rollercoaster.

This is such a good song!

I've gotta be honest, he didn't seem all that convinced himself...

"I know we're in metric now. I'm a dinosaur."

I genuinely wish to bitch slap anyone who still insists this is just MineCraft. Don't get me wrong, I like MineCraft, but I'd say FortressCraft has more going for it at the moment.

Fuck me that's good.

If I'd been there, I'd have taken the red card to have a shot at breaking his legs.

@Xelamorph67 Doesn't matter how old you actually are when you've got the maturity of a 12 year old.

The point I'm making is that being inspired =/= copying. Minecraft popularized the genre, just like Doom did to the FPS genre. People complaining about FortressCraft isn't that different to peopl...

So these two songs (out of all songs they've written) happen to have the same tempo. The structure of the songs is the same - but it's not as though nobody else does that.

Also, the two songs sound literally nothing like each other.

I followed most of this, but have no idea whatsoever how he got the second card. T'is unbelievable!

I don't get the difference between this or a painter. Why is he wasting his life by making art from cards, but someone making art with paint and canvas isn't?