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1) her face was fucked up

2) shes with a jersey shore douchebag, so you know shes fucking retarded. most likely has herpes.

does anyone know if they end up fighting? or do they just get distracted showering and shining their shoes and shit?

why is rap so terrible?... because the performer can fall, knock himself out, and the song can still go on just fine...

LOL SHAQ @ 2:06 hahahahahaha

how is this announcer so calm??? he says "the plane is on fire now" so factually like hes saying what he ate for breakfast. even a plane crash cant cause him to break character...

the reason jordan will always be the greatest is because he literally could not be stopped... teams focused all their attention on him and he STILL took the ball in clutch situations and delivered. look at how many double and TRIPLE teams are on him and somehow he always gets open and knocks it d...

1:47 SICK BOULDER DODGE BRO

8:09 nice kickflip faggot

i guess he's like kobe in the sense that he plays selfish one-on-one basketball most of the time. the dude averaged 1.5 assists per game his entire college career so yeah, he definitely shoots the ball as much as kobe, even with 1-2 defenders on him. that may work in college but that won't get hi...

thumbs up if you think saying "thumbs up" is the gayest thing ever... and also if you like irony

is that charles xavier narrating?

"i feel like... it was like... you know. its kinda like... you know i... i... like honestly th- there's a side of me as uh artist thats like... you know... what? like... you say my name like... what?"

@ChrisCaelanThomas wow that's really neat. next can you tell me what a vagina feels like?

@LolaLavonda oh hey thanks music buff, i definitely thought this was blue oyster cult and wasn't simply referencing the fact that there is a massive amount of cowbell in this song... thanks for clearing things up

@19loveangel19 ah yes, that whole being mentally handicapped thing must make it difficult to like this song...

PSH... I knew this song when Dirt 3 was just an idea inside the head of some Japanese programmer. I like good music. I'm a hipster.

"now he's just... he's just... lying there. dead probably. but noooo, he's getting up again, very confused..."

@fuckyoudad17 HAHA did you really ask that?... of course it doesnt turn on look at it theres a giant ass bong in it.

"the morning of my sensibilitation, i can eat a dead cock in my own pee..."

@percifield13 you're an idiot, he's saying people that were neutral fans were going to cheer for butler because butler was such a good story

1,000th like! YES