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"My prize is that you get to be my golfball." ROFLMAO

It would have been even more epic if Simon went and said FUS RO DA before whacking Lewis halfway round the map at the end. XD

@Kazera10922 Its not not OLD English, its American spelling. The British still spell it as COLOUR.

How the fuck did get from listening to Skyrim's Dovahkin song to here?

And now i know why the song had Fus Ro Da yelled out, its because the Dragonborn saw this ugly mother******.

Lols, i thought kamikazes use planes, now i've seen it all.

@randomguy666uk Have you played terraria before? Because meeting large water pockets every 400 feet isn't a very uncommon thing.

@tom9895 Slim shady is Eminem's past stage name. . . . . . . .

@zack1234658 Are you sure Chris doesn't need help? Everytime i fought Wesker in RE5 Chris needed Sheva's help to save his ass or to get a good shot at Wesker all the time.

@ThreateningGentleman Lack of tall buildings? Have you been playing L4D2? Most of L4D1's campaigns have been ported over to L4D2 by Valve. Dead Centre and Hard Rain both have pretty tall buildings.

Why do i keep thinking of Lasagna when i hear this song? Oh right. . . . . cos Garfield baked one to this song lol.

I think everything in this game makes a little sense EXCEPT for the fact that North Korea can magically unify the whole goddamn country. Man, have the developers seen South Korea's military? Its like a Asian version of Israel's military, trained to fucking perfection.

Suddenly Satan feels like a fairy tale to this game. O.O

Most awesome bomb is still the CoD (Cube of destruction).

@Pontus900 Its ok, i was an idiot when i posted my first comment anyway. It's just that i thought this was a troll video when i first saw it, didnt take it seriously enough to even read the description. I was quick to judge, so i apologise to the uploader too if he/she is reading.

This should be how the credits for skyrim should have rolled, after you have completed the game LOL. In fact come to think of it all games should end like this.

Its amazing how many idiots out there saying this is sign language, or cant be copied, or look ridiculous without the video effects. Please, go search 'tutting' on youtube, there are thousands of awesome videos showcasing really nice tutting. Is it everyone now is thinking that "hip hop" is the o...

How about this: Dan Bull versus one of you two? That would be something REALLY epic.

You know, that guy REALLY looks like D-Trix. XD

@xKNIFExPWNAGEx Oh god i forgot about Rage against the machine, bulls on parade and killing in the name are both my favorite songs. What i meant is the kind that's after 80's or 90's, like the style of both types of music in the present decade, i didn't believe they could go together.

@Kayseyfairbairn That's because most record campanies are American, mate.

Man i hope they quickly get onto mainstream, i want to see them in Singapore!

@Sz3c Listen to their older songs, Check yes juliet, secret valentine, we'll be a dream, skyway avenue, heaven can wait are all good ones.

Nostalgaic, brings back those memories of that episodes. I very rarely cry during films and such, but the sorrow and lamentation of Blacky for Shiro was incredibly touching.

Kinda reminds of the music that plays in Resident evil 4 when you reach a safe place/room that has a typewriter or merchant or both. Same feelings of hope and happiness, yet a deep abiding sorrow too. X)

@TheCollisionofworlds Got any proof to back up ur claim? I can say i'm the best guitarist in the world, but that doesn't mean i am does it? Put up a video of u playing this song, or some other proof, else everyone's gonna think your just all talk no skill.

As for most muscians being able to play...

WIsh my house was big enough and that i had the money to get one of those grand pianos like you. T_T

@krista67891 Oh yea, what about We The Kings ft. Demi Lovato: We'll Be A Dream? If you think even We the kings is bad then you really shouldn't listen to pop metal at all.

LOLS at the description. This is an exclusive look at SIMON EXPLODING, the forthcoming DLC that will not release on April 12th. ROFL!!! XD

@Rinzlow Nice. This tune especially seems fitting for a slow motion cash vault, want to try that out?

@jayzgirl1 That wouldn't work at all. K-pop songs almost never have much electric guitar elements at all. So you can't call it guitar hero, perhaps Synthesiser Hero?

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nothing in the world beats a transformation/powering up of yourself than this

@datovs Man, at least they don't live down a dark, tiny, deep, fucking cum filled hole like you. How do you not know who's Smosh? You live down in some fat bitch's asshole? You don't even deserve to be on youtube, much less watch Epicmealtime.

You just brought being a epic fail to whole new unhe...

And best thing about this game is that if Simon and Lewis playes it, we'll be hearing Simon's slow motion voice effects LOL.

When the player made structures played, i thought it was Transformers again, the music..... the awesomeness......... the epicness ...................